"Michigan is a good school and I got a good education there, but the athletic department has ways to get borderline guys in, and when they're in, they steer them to courses in sports communications. They're adulated when they're playing, but when they get out, the people who adulated them won't hire them."
- Jim Harbaugh, 2007, Stanford Head Coach
The truth is, he was speaking the truth, if not embellishing it a bit. But man, I can't believe the brass at UM ever got past those comments.