My own fast food ranking, e.g., if I have a choice, I use this ranking.
1. CFA
2. Burger King
3. Wendy's
4. Bojangles
5. Zaxby's
6. McDs
7. TB maybe, it's really at the bottom.
We almost never dine at any of them unless traveling. I like McDs OK for breakfast.
To an extent, you've proven my point. You've lumped 7 highly disparate chains with wildly different menus into a single ranking.
- If you want a chicken sandwich, you're in luck. You can get that at 6 out of the 7 chains.
- If you want a burger, well, you've just cut it [more than] in half. You can only get a burger at 3 out of the 7 chains.
- If you want chicken fingers, it looks like the two that would be the highlight there are Bojangles and Zaxby's.
- If you want traditional fried chicken (i.e. dark meat), it seems the only option is Bojangles.
- If you want a taco, you've only got one place on the list to get it.
If I really wanted to psychoanalyze you, CD, what I'd suggest is that maybe you're just really not into Mexican food. From your own descriptions of your upbringing, it doesn't seem like your parents really branched much out of traditional American / southern food--i.e. didn't you say you never even had pizza until college? Did you ever really eat any Mexican food growing up?
So I might posit that TB is at the bottom of your list not because TB is terrible (although, admittedly it's not great), but because there will just be about 1 in 200 times in your life when you're in the market for fast food that you want a taco more than you want a burger or some variant of fried chicken.
Whereas for people who grew up in Southern California, of basically any race, every once in a while there's just a taco craving, and a burger just ain't a taco. Obviously I didn't grow up in SoCal, but the variety of cuisine available in Chicago in the 80s and through the 90s was probably wider than that of Georgia in your childhood/teens, and on top of that my parents actually encouraged variety of cuisine. So I grew up eating Taco Bell.
I personally don't eat Taco Bell because we eat a lot of tacos at home. We do Taco Tuesday basically every week. When it's just my wife and I, it's often fish tacos, sheet pan shrimp fajitas, etc. But when we have the kids, we frequently make just the traditional ground beef crunchy tacos. So I get my taco fix. There are times where I want a damn good carne asada burrito, and there's one joint around that I'd rather drive the 5 miles to get their carne asada burrito than go to the Taco Bell that's literally walking distance from my house. Taco Bell steak burritos just don't hold a candle to Sabrosada.