« Reply #532 on: December 07, 2021, 03:44:07 PM »
My wife was asking "why doesn't Matt Stafford tell her to just shut up?"
My response, "uhh, she seems like the type of woman who you don't tell things she doesn't want to hear, lest she turn on you next."
LMAO,reminds me of the time myself and 5 buddies came back from a Cavaliers game at the old Richfield Coloseum.We stopped at some dive bar on the way before going home - something out of starwars.At the end of this long bar there was this huge typical biker,complete with beard,bandana,leather,colors,chains getting popped continuously by his testy,pixie,pest of a GF.She keeps cracking him,"I told you this,(crack)I told you that(crack)" and on and on it went.And he's like "gosh I'm sorry Honey".
Looked like Chewbacca & Princess Laia,anyway this was the funniest shit the 6 of had every seen,we're doubling over holding our guts,slapping our knees,gasping for air until she stops assailing him - must have heard us - and gives US this Manson like stare.IT proceeds to come after all of us like the Souix & Cheyenne after the 7th cavalry,the harder we laughed the more pissed pixie is getting.We're backing up and cracking up at the same time as she goes full
and haves a go at each of us we just rop-a-dope and tried to ignore her.And we hear in the background her Biker BF bellow "Ah - not so funny now,huh?" as he's cracking up.We were a little scratched up but still guffawing - think she got winded and stopped for some ganjaSo ya BWARB "lest she turn on you next." Like Willie Nelson once said "sometimes the low road will show you things the high road never could"
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