Yeah, I'm not current at all, haven't been for 15+ years. I'd need a medical, which would be fine, and a biennial flight review, which I could not pass currently of course, I thought about it, I'd need maybe 5-8 hours of dual with an instructor at $160 an hour. It's kind of expensive to maintain your currency. I did send in to get my license replaced, somehow I left it and all my gear back in Cincy. That's another item or ten, a headset, maps, log book, ...
Not gonna happen.