Put the old dryer out on the curb last night as I'd scheduled a "bulk item pickup" with the trash company for this morning.
Woke up today and it was gone. I know it wasn't taken by the trash company as the neighbor's couch (I had told them I was scheduling and they said they had an item) was still sitting there. So someone must have grabbed it thinking "hey, some idiot probably put a 99% perfectly good dryer out here and I can try my hand at fixing it, flip it, and make couple hundred bucks!"
Well, joke's on you, buddy. I took the motor out to return, took the heat element (including the heat element housing) out b/c the new dryer uses the exact same element and I want to have it on hand if it burns out, and reassembled everything with the minimum number of screws necessary to hold it together, so you're down half or more of the screws.
Good luck! It's your problem now!