I'll go ahead and 'fess up to being the one USMNT vote. And no,
@utee94 , I'm not just being a contrarian

My apathy about cfb in general and LSU in particular is well-documented here. I first noticed it in 2014. It wasn't sudden, like an on/off switch, but gradual. By the time 2019 came around, I can't say I didn't enjoy anything, but it was nothing like I felt in 2003 or 2007. Hell, there's plenty of non-title seasons I enjoyed more than that. My interest was beginning to reach the nadir at that time. For various reasons, I just don't enjoy it like I used to. I recall the passing game was objectively fascinating to watch, but my personal enjoyment as a fan wasn't nearly as present as it used to be.
I still get some entertainment from the games, but often I think it's just because it passes the time, and I wonder if I'd still bother if the wife didn't still love it. I mainly post here not because of the cfb origin, but because I've known you goons for 20 years now.
Then there's what
@betarhoalphadelta pointed out, about being a Purdue fan and his team not having sniffed a title for his entire fandom. I imagine that plays a role in my blase attitude. I got to experience the mountaintop as a fan. Maybe it becomes less meaningful if you've already had that experience.
OTOH, while I'm not a soccer fan, I just think it would be cool if the USA excelled at something we historically haven't been very good at. It'd still be a point of national pride for me even while not being a fan of the sport. I'm a big fan of the moon landings even though I don't know the first thing about aerospace engineering and don't care to.
So, that's my rationale. In the last half-decade, LSU has been undefeated and LSU has been very defeated. Neither moved my needle all that much. But winning the World Cup would be super cool, I think.