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Topic: 2026 Offseason Stream of Consciousness

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Re: 2026 Offseason Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #112 on: March 09, 2026, 11:09:17 AM »
Walter “Ted” Carter Jr. has resigned from his role leading The Ohio State University after disclosing what the school described as an “inappropriate relationship.” The university announced Monday that its Board of Trustees accepted Carter’s resignation after he informed members about the situation and offered to step down.

In a statement, the university said the relationship involved a person who was seeking public resources to support a personal business venture: “The Ohio State University Board of Trustees has accepted President Walter ‘Ted’ Carter Jr.’s resignation,” the school said in its official announcement.
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Re: 2026 Offseason Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #113 on: March 09, 2026, 12:05:14 PM »
DaFuq do any of these jerks in hi profile positions have a moral compass or pay attention
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Re: 2026 Offseason Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #114 on: March 09, 2026, 12:09:17 PM »
Give me President Tressel

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Re: 2026 Offseason Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #115 on: March 09, 2026, 12:22:43 PM »
Surprising no one, USWNT won the 2026 She Believes Cup, with a surprisingly tense game against Columbia. While Linda Caciedo is a dynamic Columbian striker and Leicy Santos is a quality midfielder, the US struggled more than they ought to have to eek out a 1-0 win on an 80th minute goal from Alyssa Thompson. Good to have a win, not especially inspiring. Also, throughout the tournament I suspect that the xG was higher than the number of goals the US put in the net, particularly against Canada. They need to improve their finishing.

In 2023, I thought the USWNT made a mistake by using a roster spot on Thompson in the world cup, but she has grown a lot in the last three years. Now I think she is one of the most dynamic players they have, probably even when (if?) Swanson (Pugh) and Wilson (Smith) return (Wilson appears to be closer, but she is the one that Thompson is most likely to bypass as Swanson is the more natural 9). The US midfield is still a big work in progress, and the back line needs more consistency (which is the plan) over the next year and a half before the next women's world cup. We have an embarrassment of riches at the forward positions, except for the 9. I expect Macario will be right back from injury and will help the attack out. Will be interesting to see if Tierna Davidson returns there; I expect she will, which would probably move Sonnett back to a substitute role. As for up and coming players, I really like Emma Sears. She's a little different than the strikers we've been relying on, who are all very fast one-on-one threats. She appears comfortable in the role of a wing, largely serving crosses into the middle of the field (similar to Trinity Rodman's primary role), but Sears has a bigger body and should be useful both when games get more physical, and in the air on set pieces. 

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Re: 2026 Offseason Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #116 on: March 09, 2026, 07:35:00 PM »
Surprising no one, USWNT won the 2026 She Believes Cup, with a surprisingly tense game against Columbia. 
I care jack shit about soccer, and while this is a lame-ass name for a tournament, it's still better than CONCCAFFACONCAFFA or whatever it is in the men's side.
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Re: 2026 Offseason Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #117 on: March 09, 2026, 10:14:29 PM »
Mexico making some noise now that Skenes is long gone.

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Re: 2026 Offseason Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #118 on: Today at 12:14:28 AM »
Who was the chick they kept showing at the end of every inning in the Japan v Korea game?  Am I supposed to know who that is?
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Re: 2026 Offseason Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #119 on: Today at 08:16:38 AM »
Saw this post on bookface.

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Mountain lions have eaten many domesticated animals and possibly some small children.

The local bear and coyote population are all 'in heat' and think your wife/girlfriend is hot.

Snakes don’t even get me started on the water headed copper moccasins here and the diamond back rattle Cobras

The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation

We have had bear sightings at every park and town they are after your picnic baskets….and some cougars have been spotted in motel rooms.

Watch out for the jackalopes; they have been extremely aggressive this season.

We have Bigfoot invading our parks and it’s their mating season. Porcupines are "stabbing" small children should they dare to utilize the local playground equipment.

Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs looking for beer.

Murder hornets!?! We’ve got great black clouds of murder hornets, and swarms of giant crickets and even some Alabama grasshoppers.

Scorpions have been congregating in massive quantities under rocks, logs, wooden steps, automobiles, and tarantulas are now stealing peoples food and biting like crazy.

I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners (we had a jump in them after Tiger King) have released their cats into the streets of our cities and towns.

Head lice now fly and we have vampire bats.

Oh and no one is vaccinated!

Come at your own risk.


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Re: 2026 Offseason Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #120 on: Today at 08:26:28 AM »
Saw this post on bookface.

***************

Caution in regards to all the people wanting to move here from New York and California as well as many other heavily populated cities across the country, as well as those wanting to visit.

Before you come to Florida to visit you must be aware of what is happening here. Especially around Lakeland!! There's a housing shortage, rent has tripled, and folks are vacationing here in record numbers...

So if you plan on moving here, or just plan on vacationing in our woods, river bottoms, or lakes this summer, I think you should know that wolf spiders, fire ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to dryer than usual weather. The woods will eat you alive with ticks and chiggers.

Our lakes are full of gators, fresh water sharks, and creepy old guy wearing speedos

Our rivers are full of drunks in tubes peeing themselves while the banjo players lay waiting in the bushes

Mountain lions have eaten many domesticated animals and possibly some small children.

The local bear and coyote population are all 'in heat' and think your wife/girlfriend is hot.

Snakes don’t even get me started on the water headed copper moccasins here and the diamond back rattle Cobras

The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation

We have had bear sightings at every park and town they are after your picnic baskets….and some cougars have been spotted in motel rooms.

Watch out for the jackalopes; they have been extremely aggressive this season.

We have Bigfoot invading our parks and it’s their mating season. Porcupines are "stabbing" small children should they dare to utilize the local playground equipment.

Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs looking for beer.

Murder hornets!?! We’ve got great black clouds of murder hornets, and swarms of giant crickets and even some Alabama grasshoppers.

Scorpions have been congregating in massive quantities under rocks, logs, wooden steps, automobiles, and tarantulas are now stealing peoples food and biting like crazy.

I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners (we had a jump in them after Tiger King) have released their cats into the streets of our cities and towns.

Head lice now fly and we have vampire bats.

Oh and no one is vaccinated!

Come at your own risk.



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Re: 2026 Offseason Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #121 on: Today at 08:27:20 AM »
DaFuq do any of these jerks in hi profile positions have a moral compass or pay attention
They have a compass of sorts. It’s to the south and points … well, you know.

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Re: 2026 Offseason Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #122 on: Today at 09:49:17 AM »
Who was the chick they kept showing at the end of every inning in the Japan v Korea game?  Am I supposed to know who that is?
did she belong in the Hotties thread?
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