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Topic: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks

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utee94

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Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« on: October 07, 2019, 10:20:12 AM »
Wouldn't be hate week without some haiku. 

Lincoln hates puppies
poor sooners played nobody
Sam feasts on their hearts


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Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2019, 10:20:30 AM »
What is this I hear?
Approaching from the northlands?
Caravan of suck



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Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2019, 10:24:17 AM »
This year not just one
But two losses to daddy
Texas sweeps ou

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Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2019, 01:38:57 PM »
Rolling to the south
sooner fans driving their homes
Look ma, it's got wheels

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Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2019, 02:23:39 PM »
Panties in a wad--

Disrespected Horns from Austin.

Horns down!  Refs throw flags.
Play Like a Champion Today

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Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2019, 02:35:57 PM »
I can throw horns down
I also love meth and sex 
with my sis.  boomer.

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Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2019, 02:36:11 PM »
Sam smiles ear to ear.

Lincoln cries for his daddy.

Jalen Hurts badly.

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Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2019, 02:38:25 PM »
Oklahoma is
The only state Arkansas
Gets to make fun of

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Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2019, 02:45:27 PM »
Dirt burglars steal land
And pay top notch for recruits
To shoot up their dorms

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Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2019, 02:52:45 PM »
Best week of the year
Football and smack talk galore
May the best team win


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'The best team', of course
Sporting the orange & white
Will wear golden hat



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Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2019, 02:55:55 PM »
Vegas-bound Erin
Chance to make real-bet on game
Bet or not to bet? 


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Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2019, 07:52:41 PM »
Hey Erin it's good
To see you please stay safe in
Vegas and have fun

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Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2019, 09:17:51 PM »
Texas gets ten points.

Horns, step right up, bet your team.

Don't cry when you lose.
Play Like a Champion Today

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Re: Red River Haiku, or, The Many Reasons ou Sucks
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2019, 07:42:58 PM »
Horns have a new song
Due to the hurtful hand sign
"The Cries of Texas"
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