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So, you're not even all hat?

I have many pair of fancy boots.

I only have one fancy belt buckle but I rarely wear it.

I have two cowboy hats-- one straw, and one black felt. Both are Stetsons.

I have no cattle, although I have worked a ranch a few times in my life.

I've got two cowboy hats, neither of 'em Stetsons. The only one I wear is a brown-colored beaver hat I bought in Sheridan, WY, on an Indian Wars Staff Ride (Fetterman fight, Wagon Box fight, Rosebud, Little Bighorn) that we (the Combat Studies Institute at Ft. Leavenworth) were running. I've got two Stetson fedoras, one felt, one straw.

My ostrich-skin cowboy boots and fancy buckle somehow disappeared at the end of my first marriage. The boots I have now are just cow-leather.

No dirt-farmer hats in my inventory. One of my grandfathers wore 'em, though. He worked at the Texaco refinery in Tulsa while dirt-farming on the side.

If anyone's interested in buying a great bespoke hat at a great (by which I mean large) price, the Santa Fe Hat Company will make you one. It's located about a block off the Plaza in New Mexico's capital city.

My fanciest pair of boots are exactly like this one.  I inherited them from my grandfather and although I've always been more of a rounded-toe guy over a square-toe guy, these have fast become my favorite boots. 

https://lucchese.com/products/trent-barrel-brown-dark-brown?variant=39676178792621&currency=USD&campaignid=17880500766&adgroupid=&adid=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIrauLtvmp_wIVVXZvBB3fKwInEAQYFCABEgK0ePD_BwE

That was thoughtful of your grandfather to have the same size feet as you do.

I certainly think so, too!  He had 6 grandsons and I'm the only one who had the same size feet.  So I got ALL of his boots.  There are a couple other pair of Lucchese but those are the fanciest.

I certainly think so, too!  He had 6 grandsons and I'm the only one who had the same size feet.  So I got ALL of his boots.  There are a couple other pair of Lucchese but those are the fanciest.

small feet

as long as your wife is ok with it, it's fine