Psh! A stripper monkey at a Halloween party is low key for Austin. We got 32 year olds playing Free Safety, backup QBs videotaping a LB getting his groove on, grad assistants with the trainers (sent that one to the SEC for a bit, too!), and we're not even up to the Minister of Culture playing bongos naked and getting the cops called.
Ya'll thought the "Keep Austin Weird" stuff was just a tourist tag line?