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Topic: Monkey Business in Austin?

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Monkey Business in Austin?
« on: November 02, 2021, 02:08:57 PM »
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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2021, 02:10:39 PM »
Why would his job be in jeopardy?  They knew about the stripper and the monkey when they hired him.  For that matter, so did Alabama, when the Tide hired him.

Only thing new in that story, is that a monkey bit a child on Halloween.

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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2021, 02:12:19 PM »
Very doubtful. 
The facts are currently in dispute as to if a bite actually occurred, or where (the monkey cage is locked in a back yard pen past two bolted gates). 

However, the fact that Banks is dating a dancer called "Pole Assassin" is not in dispute. Ms. Assassin and her monkey have been public knowledge since January at least! =)

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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2021, 02:14:39 PM »
Very doubtful.
The facts are currently in dispute as to if a bite actually occurred, or where (the monkey cage is locked in a back yard pen past two bolted gates).

However, the fact that Banks is dating a dancer called "Pole Assassin" is not in dispute. Ms. Assassin and her monkey have been public knowledge since January at least! =)

Yup.

And like I said, she and her monkey were both present and visible, when he was at Alabama, before.

The only reason anyone's paying attention now, is that Alabama was great when he was there, while Texas continues to suck dog crap.

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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2021, 02:32:50 PM »
but, do the special teams suck monkey crap?
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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2021, 02:38:53 PM »
It all sucks monkey crap.

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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2021, 03:27:43 PM »
actually IMHO our special teams play is one of the few bright spots in this years team
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« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2021, 03:54:04 PM »
actually IMHO our special teams play is one of the few bright spots in this years team
I don't think it's a bright spot.  I guess it's a slightly less crappy than the rest of the team, spot.

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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2021, 03:56:52 PM »
I know he was highly regarded at A&M when Sumlin was here but this was before the stripper days I think. Seems like he was in fact our interim coach when Sumlin was given the boot. 

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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2021, 04:10:55 PM »
I mean, I really do hope a little kid didn't actually get hurt and all, but otherwise this sound like the most baller play you could make on Halloween.

Realistically, it should help with recruiting!

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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2021, 04:14:12 PM »
I mean, I really do hope a little kid didn't actually get hurt and all, but otherwise this sound like the most baller play you could make on Halloween.

Realistically, it should help with recruiting!
The recruits dig the fact that one of their coaches has a stripper girlfriend named Pole Assassin.  They're 16-18 yo boys, of course they like that.

Now, I don't approve of monkeys biting ANYONE, and especially not small children, but I'm not sure what that would have to do with Texas football?

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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2021, 04:27:53 PM »
I don't think it's a bright spot.  I guess it's a slightly less crappy than the rest of the team, spot.
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« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2021, 04:30:23 PM »
The recruits dig the fact that one of their coaches has a stripper girlfriend named Pole Assassin.  They're 16-18 yo boys, of course they like that.

Now, I don't approve of monkeys biting ANYONE, and especially not small children, but I'm not sure what that would have to do with Texas football?

I can think of a few people I wouldn't mind getting bitten by a stripper monkey.
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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2021, 04:51:50 PM »
If that monkey could tackle or block, then we'd really have something.

 

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