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Topic: Monkey Business in Austin?

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utee94

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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2021, 04:54:33 PM »


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« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2021, 04:57:00 PM »


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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2021, 06:39:56 PM »
Why would his job be in jeopardy?  They knew about the stripper and the monkey when they hired him.  For that matter, so did Alabama, when the Tide hired him.

Only thing new in that story, is that a monkey bit a child on Halloween.
Ah.
I didn't realize that the relationship with the stripper--and I've seen "abandoned his wife and children for her" bandied around--was old news.
Nothing new here but an angry monkey!
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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2021, 06:42:03 PM »
I've seen this one with the stripper and the monkey as seen here, but with the longhorn-head turned upside down.
I'm sure that's no surprise.
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« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2021, 06:43:47 PM »
Those sooners, original, as always.

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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2021, 06:44:14 PM »
A story that includes stripper, monkey, and Longhorns in one headline shoulda been much better.  I do hope a child did not get hurt.

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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2021, 08:12:56 PM »
does the monkey have balls?
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« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2021, 08:15:45 PM »
I can think of a few people I wouldn't mind getting bitten by a stripper monkey.
The Detroit Red Wings have octopi. University of Cal Santa Barbara has banana slugs.
Texas Special Teams got a stripper monkey!
might be better than the rally monkey for the Angels back in the day
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« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2021, 10:00:59 PM »
does the monkey have balls?
Is this a burning question in your mind for some reason?

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« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2021, 11:00:13 PM »
nope, doesn't matter to me if BEVO or Ralphie has balls either

just interesting
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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2021, 10:41:42 AM »
does the monkey have balls?
I believe the monkey's given name is "Gia". Doubtful it's male, but if so, would only rate about 5th weirdest thing about this.

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« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2021, 11:07:39 AM »
I believe the monkey's given name is "Gia". Doubtful it's male, but if so, would only rate about 5th weirdest thing about this.
well but Gia thinks shes a male so she is
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Re: Monkey Business in Austin?
« Reply #27 on: November 03, 2021, 12:35:18 PM »
Are y'all bringing this sort of opera to the SEC?

 

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