Spirits Discussion Thread

[MrNubbz]

Never got into it, really. It chews through your wallet, makes you overweight and bloated, deteriorates your health, impairs your ability to operate a motor vehicle, slows down your brain function, 

It's almost like texting or posting on a message board 7,000 + times 

[MrNubbz]

It's a dern good thing I'm a heavy drinker.

there wouldn't be a stick big enough to beat back the ladies if I had all that money, health, and looks.

Ya and we're going to need a big enough bucket after reading these posts

[FearlessF]

little wonder why Brutus moved from C-Bus to Utah........

with all the money, health, and looks, he had way too many ladies

[Brutus Buckeye]

It's almost like texting or posting on a message board 7,000 + times

Pretty good zinger, but you have exceeded my post count by over 1k while drinking the entire time. 

[FearlessF]

so, what does doubling your post count do for a poor white dirt farmer?

[MrNubbz]

little wonder why Brutus moved from C-Bus to Utah........

with all the money, health, and looks, he had way too many ladies

Well he can have a harem out there

[MrNubbz]

Pretty good zinger, but you have exceeded my post count by over 1k while drinking the entire time.

Hey take that back,not the entire time guy has to get some shut eye,sheez

[betarhoalphadelta]

Never got into it, really. It chews through your wallet, makes you overweight and bloated, deteriorates your health, impairs your ability to operate a motor vehicle, slows down your brain function, makes you look and act ridiculous, makes the next morning suck (for a myriad of reasons), all for the most overrated buzz on the planet.

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00, including tip
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month at $450, or $5400 annually. Not accounting for inflation, you have spent $108,000 in the last 20 years! That money could 've been put into an investment account and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you would now have enough money to buy a Ferrari.
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

[FearlessF]

I wouldn't pair wine with eggs either.  Does beer go well with pizza?

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[MrNubbz]

So ruffles with Dago Red?

[Brutus Buckeye]

Well he can have a harem out there

Cover: blown. Lol

[utee94]

Well he can have a harem out there

This is what I've never understood.  I mean, I LOVE my wife, but I couldn't imagine having more than one.

That's what mistresses are for.

[MrNubbz]

This is what I've never understood.  I mean, I LOVE my wife, but I couldn't imagine having more than one.

That's what mistresses are for.

Now we're just haggling vocabulary

[betarhoalphadelta]

I think life has changed for women. They need 2-3 husbands. It might take some of the pressure off of us if we could split the responsibility lol... Plus if she has 3 husbands, the other two who aren't under scrutiny that day always have a drinkin' buddy.