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« Reply #714 on: January 28, 2023, 10:07:09 PM »
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« Reply #715 on: January 29, 2023, 10:12:50 AM »
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« Reply #717 on: February 03, 2023, 11:28:09 AM »
I once dated a girl with a twin and people always asked me how I could tell them apart....It was simple, Alison painted her nails red, and Bob had a beard.

Pro Tip #22: Ring your own doorbell on your way to bed. This will clear the dogs off the bed.

I went to an Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting. Anonymous my ass. I knew everyone there!!

I just asked myself if I'm crazy, and 'We all said No!'

Being a 'little older', I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me everyday. He is from India and he is very concerned about someone scamming me and hacking into my Computer/Banking details. He is always helpful and asks for my Password to fix my problem.

I told my wife she should 'embrace her mistakes'.....She gave me a big hug.

A Genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy". So now I'm living in a little cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine. ‘Whistle while you work...'

and finally...

I took my 8 year old daughter to the office on 'take your kid to work day'. But when we walked into the office she started to cry. As concerned staff gathered around I asked her what was wrong and she said: "Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with?”
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« Reply #718 on: February 03, 2023, 01:36:00 PM »
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« Reply #719 on: February 03, 2023, 02:03:29 PM »
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« Reply #720 on: February 04, 2023, 02:22:03 PM »
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« Reply #721 on: February 04, 2023, 04:00:12 PM »
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« Reply #722 on: February 05, 2023, 09:39:40 PM »
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« Reply #723 on: February 06, 2023, 08:28:53 AM »
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« Reply #724 on: February 08, 2023, 03:53:14 PM »
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« Reply #725 on: February 11, 2023, 11:22:43 AM »
Things to ponder as you age . . .
The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 😳
The author of The Complete Book of Running died at 52 while jogging
The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 😳
Outdoorsman and early health food advocate Euell Gibbons died at 64
The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60 😔
Pete Maravich NBA star died at 40 of heart failure playing basketball
And then . . .
KFC inventor died at 94 😊
Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88 😊
Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102 😜
Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98 😊
So...how did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.
So . . .
Have a drink,🍷
Take a nap, 😵
And when you wake up,
have bacon and eggs. 🥓🍳
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« Reply #726 on: February 11, 2023, 11:44:10 AM »
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young.

So he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.

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« Reply #727 on: February 11, 2023, 10:40:23 PM »
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