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« Reply #560 on: August 29, 2022, 08:14:22 AM »
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« Reply #561 on: August 29, 2022, 08:25:17 AM »
I have always been fascinated by trivia and I
thought you might be interested in this bit of trivia as well. 
Where did the Texas Longhorn logo idea come from?

 








I did not know this!

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« Reply #562 on: August 29, 2022, 10:29:55 AM »
Better the where then gigem aggies logo came from
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« Reply #563 on: August 30, 2022, 04:21:31 PM »
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« Reply #564 on: August 30, 2022, 04:24:54 PM »
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« Reply #565 on: September 01, 2022, 09:33:24 AM »









 In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. 











The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
This means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can't understand you. Please speak in English." 

The rancher replied: "Use both hands”!!
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« Reply #566 on: September 01, 2022, 11:42:37 AM »
New Braunfels is great, lots of German smokehouses.  And of course, the original Schlitterbahn water park.
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« Reply #567 on: September 01, 2022, 11:54:26 AM »
agreed!
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« Reply #568 on: September 01, 2022, 12:24:33 PM »
Quote from: utee94 on September 01, 2022, 11:42:37 AM
New Braunfels is great, lots of German smokehouses.  And of course, the original Schlitterbahn water park.

Good to hear i hope they don't " Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Not sure I'd like their Oktoberfest Bier if they did
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« Reply #569 on: September 02, 2022, 02:05:59 PM »
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« Reply #570 on: September 02, 2022, 06:47:49 PM »
May be an image of outdoors and text that says 'Tesla service vehicle is a Ford.. Carry on..... TESLA TESLA PPDRLSERVCE MORILE'
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« Reply #571 on: September 02, 2022, 07:01:26 PM »
May be a meme of 1 person and text that says 'Moderator: your word is 'seaward' Spelling bee contestant: Moderator: Oh fuck.. please Stop. N... 28 CAMEROM'
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« Reply #572 on: September 04, 2022, 09:31:47 AM »
May be an image of body of water and text that says 'The boat used as the S.S. Minnow in Gilligan's Isle was a 1964 Wheeler with a cruising speed of 12 knots- which means they couldn't have traveled more than 41.5 miles. Now I'm starting to doubt if the show was even real.'
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« Reply #573 on: September 04, 2022, 09:46:55 AM »
UGA used an unusual defensive scheme last night that proved effective:

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