My wife asked me if I'd get remarried if she passed away. I said "Probably not." She indicated she'd like me to, so I said "OK".
"Would you stay in the condo?"
"Yes, I like it here."
"Would you sleep in our bed?"
"Well, I guess, this is a great bed."
"Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
"Um, no, she's left handed."
She won't talk to me now.