As showrunner, I’m going to force a few key creative changes starting with renaming Jason to Ray. That way we can title our show Gen X Ray…get it? The premise being a Gen Xer socially navigating his apartment tower full of constantly online and vaping Millennials and Zoomers.
Episode 4 - Birdwatching:
Gen X Ray Episode 5 - OnlyRay:
Green-haired Kayla vents to Ray and Nikoliss: “I will never forgive OnlyFans for making it OK for everyone to ask me completely unprompted if I post nudes online!” “Who’s asking?” Ray sheepishly asks, kinda hoping Kayla
does have OnlyFans. “It’s Jessie down the hall,” Kayla wants Ray’s help convincing Jessie not to go through with hosting an OnlyFans account. But unfortunately for Ray, Jessie, whom he hoped to fail to convince all while getting approval from Kayla for trying, is not a girl – darn those gender neutral names (audience roars)!
It turns out Jessie is none other than washed up teen pop star Lil Smack whose reputation is no longer “lit” enough to even land him weeknight DJ stints at the local nightclubs. “I don’t like moralizing,” Ray promises, “but maybe you’re better off going back to your musical roots rather than do-it-yourself-ing NSFW shoots…in here?” Ray’s eyes then stray to Jessie’s legion of Funko Pops [shameless product placement] taking up bookshelf space. Suddenly, her eyes locking onto Jessie’s
Frozen poster, Kayla has a brilliant idea. Next thing they know Jessie, Kayla, Nikoliss, and with Ray as the fat snowman, start “cosplaying”
Frozen characters for singing their favorite childhood soundtracks with slightly more mature lyrics for a livestream from Jessie’s otherwise dormant YouTube channel. Episode ceremoniously ends with an inebriated Ray belting “Do you want to do a Keg Stand?” to the tune of “Do you want to build a Snowman?”
Jessie, aka Lil Smack, Apartment #912:
