In other news (apolitical thread)...

[FearlessF]

[Cincydawg]

PADUCAH - Fresh off a messy divorce and a fresh set of nails, 42-year-old Crystal Manning has re-entered the dating world with one simple rule: if you’re not a millionaire, move along.
“I’ve got expensive taste, emotional baggage, and a closet full of designer disappointment,” said Crystal. “This time around, I want yachts, not pontoon boats.”
She says her ex-husband “taught her what not to settle for” — namely, love without leather seats or beachfront property.
Crystal now screens potential suitors by checking their shoes, watch brand, and how fast they flinch when she says “private chef.”
Critics say her standards are shallow. Crystal disagrees. “I don’t need a man to complete me,” she said. “But if he can pay off my Audi and knows the difference between champagne and prosecco, that’s a good start!”
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[847badgerfan]

I wouldn't go anywhere near that bitch and her fake booballoons.

[Gigem]

I wouldn't go anywhere near that bitch and her fake booballoons.

I’m with you, but amazingly these type of women somehow seem to be able to line up potential suitors. And yes, I realize the article was fake but it could very well be real. 

[OrangeAfroMan]

If this happens, I'm done.

[OrangeAfroMan]

I’m with you, but amazingly these type of women somehow seem to be able to line up potential suitors. And yes, I realize the article was fake but it could very well be real.

Boners gonna boner.

[Cincydawg]

I think a woman who is still attractive in a sense and recently divorced might as well be realistic about things.   She could find a "millionaire" (which isn't all that these days) or go out with a plumber (who might be one anyway).  She might as well go out with a dude who is 60 and takes Viagra and wants to be 40 with a Corvette (no one around here) who can afford to spend money on her.

I don't fault her way of thinking really (and yes it's parody).  I don't blame them.  One thing is, her "assets" are a perishable commodity.  She better get a prenup if it goes that far.

[FearlessF]

it's just as easy to "love" someone and live with someone that has too much money as it is to do the same with a poor person

[OrangeAfroMan]

it's just as easy to "love" someone and live with someone that has too much money as it is to do the same with a poor person

Yeah, but one is wayyyyy more easy to find than the other.

[FearlessF]

don't be a slacker

[OrangeAfroMan]

don't be a slacker

I guess there's a reason women like that only enjoy the drinks at certain hotels.

[Cincydawg]

Some of those women at nice hotels at the bar are "pay per view".  

Prostitution is an interesting topic, to me, it gets a bit political.  I recall seeing a hooker way back in LV, she asked me if I wanted to party.  She had a completely dead look in her eyes.

[OrangeAfroMan]

All I'd do with a prostitute is hype up some burger joint and then take her there.

[Brutus Buckeye]

Some of those women at nice hotels at the bar are "pay per view". 

Prostitution is an interesting topic, to me, it gets a bit political.  I recall seeing a hooker way back in LV, she asked me if I wanted to party.  She had a completely dead look in her eyes.

A lot of people get robbed in Vegas, messing with all that.