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bama while i was in school:
record: 33-30 (.524)
sec-w titles: 0
sec titles: 0
national titles: 0
bowl record: 2-2
iron bowl record: 0-5
3rd sat in oct wins: 2-3
embarrassing losses: 3 (hawaii, northern illinois, la monroe)
# of coaches: 4 (price (0 games coached), shula, kines (1 game), saban (but his first year in which he went 7-6))
# of scandals: 3 (counting the means scandal as it was still ongoing, the price "it's rollin' baby" scandal, and textbook-gate) could possibly include the rich rod almost hiring saga, and saban's "i'm not gonna coach at bama" saga, though both of those worked out in bama's favor.