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Topic: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness

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MarqHusker

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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #924 on: May 05, 2019, 09:41:11 PM »
Attended a First Holy Communion Mass today which had 70 first communicants.   Communion took 35 minutes for the entire crowd of parishioners.   Much longer than any other high attendance Mass, which would typically be Easter, Palm Sunday, or Christmas.

I struggled mightily with giving up coffee one year. 

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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #925 on: May 05, 2019, 10:58:18 PM »
One year ?the Lord himself would not demand thatThe Super natural big Guy loves humanity - religion not so much IMHO
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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #926 on: May 06, 2019, 12:58:37 AM »
Well you could have tried that during Lent......just sayin'
Yeah, but that's so common.  Doing it Muslim-style is more unique.  It's all gibberish anyway.
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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #927 on: May 06, 2019, 08:34:07 AM »
Attended a First Holy Communion Mass today which had 70 first communicants.  Communion took 35 minutes for the entire crowd of parishioners.  Much longer than any other high attendance Mass, which would typically be Easter, Palm Sunday, or Christmas.

I struggled mightily with giving up coffee one year.

I once went to a regular Sunday Mass where, unbeknownst to me, there were 13 babies on the docket to baptize. On top of that, each set of parents/godparents needed to answer the question set seperately for each kid. It took nearly 2 hours to get through that Mass. Needless to say, I didn't go there again.

The Archdiocese brings all their religious-ed confirmands to either the Cathedral in St Paul or Basilica in Minneapolis for their confirmations. While it means the bishops don't need to ride circuit, and they can crank through a lot of confirmations in a weekend, it does have an assembly-line vibe to the whole operation.

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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #928 on: May 07, 2019, 08:27:02 AM »
On the really busy church days-- Christmas and Easter primarily-- when the pastor gives the part of the closing where he asks for anyone that wants to join the church, or anyone that wants to be baptized, I make sure to look around and give the evil eye to anyone that even LOOKS like they're thinking about standing up and doing something like that.  There are plenty of other days to get that business done, but a day when the service is already 30 minutes too long is NOT one of them.

I'm only partially kidding... :)

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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #929 on: May 07, 2019, 09:14:11 AM »
So you take the time to wake up, get dressed, and go enrich yourself spiritually...but can't be bothered if it takes a few hours?  

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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #930 on: May 07, 2019, 10:40:50 AM »
donchu blaspheme up in here!
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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #931 on: May 07, 2019, 07:56:42 PM »
I'm not complaining about the length of mass on my niece's first communion, only noting how long it is relative to other busy mass days.   The First Communion Mass is a special 2:30 pm mass, so its not like the regular parishioners came in and were surprised by this.

For the record, the longest Catholic service (its technically not a mass, as the Eucharist is not celebrated) (in my personal history) are always Good Friday.  Its the veneration of the Cross which contributes to the length of the service.

Any Eastern Orthodox wedding service can be long.  My older brother's was over 2 hours, and I was told by the wife's side that it was 'short'.

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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #932 on: May 07, 2019, 08:40:44 PM »
Places I’ve been offered cocaine (unsolicited, declining all offers) in order, no context:

Blacksburg VA
Las Vegas NV (obviously)
Blacksburg VA
Hollywood FL (obviously?)
Biloxi MS

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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #933 on: May 07, 2019, 08:52:47 PM »
I remember when Bruce Bochy was managing the Padres and his team blew a game to the Brewers he was so ticked he decided to walk from Miller Park back to the Pfister Hotel downtown, about 5 miles.  He said he was offered cocaine and was approached by hookers.

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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #934 on: May 07, 2019, 09:58:00 PM »
cocaine and hookers go together
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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #935 on: May 08, 2019, 03:19:39 PM »
So you take the time to wake up, get dressed, and go enrich yourself spiritually...but can't be bothered if it takes a few hours? 

The day religion dies will be the first peaceful day man has ever known.
Lighten up Francis just because it's not your thing doesn't mean others can't find it rewarding.Excuse me for interrupting your ramadan observances
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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #936 on: May 08, 2019, 05:42:41 PM »
some folks find a reason to starve themselves

some folks find a reason to enjoy cocaine and hookers
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Re: 2019 Offseason Stream of Unconsciousness
« Reply #937 on: May 08, 2019, 07:31:20 PM »
So I'm not ramadaning, sore throat makes not drinking for 15 straight hours untenable.  Plus my job requires me to talk a lot.  Oh well.  
“The Swamp is where Gators live.  We feel comfortable there, but we hope our opponents feel tentative. A swamp is hot and sticky and can be dangerous." - Steve Spurrier

 

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