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My buddy and I try and see a game somewhere each year.  We missed last year, but were chatting when I was in Cincy over some good wine and came out with Texas.

He says he's never been to Austin and I have a kid living just south of there.

We are looking for a game in October perhaps against a decent but lesser opponent, maybe ISU.

Coolio, let me know if you're coming down and hopefully we can hang out.  Also, I'll try to do a better job of directing you to the good food than your previous hosts did.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. Lewis Grizzard

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In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on and you're up to somethin'.
In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on and you're up to somethin'.

"Have you done your homework?" my mother would ask. "I'll do it later." "You will do it now, young man. I don't want you winding up on the third shift at Flagg-Utica." Flagg-Utica was a local textile plant. Somehow, I never could figure how failing to read three chapters in my geography book about the various sorts of vegetation to be found in a tropical rain forest had anything to do with facing a life as a mill hand. But with enough guilt and fear as catalysts, you can read anything, even geography books and Deuteronomy.
"Have you done your homework?" my mother would ask. "I'll do it later." "You will do it now, young man. I don't want you winding up on the third shift at Flagg-Utica." Flagg-Utica was a local textile plant. Somehow, I never could figure how failing to read three chapters in my geography book about the various sorts of vegetation to be found in a tropical rain forest had anything to do with facing a life as a mill hand. But with enough guilt and fear as catalysts, you can read anything, even geography books and Deuteronomy.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"
Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"

The wife is becoming very Southern, except for the accent, which I suppose will remain intact.  She loves grits, fried chicken, greens, sweet tea, and hot weather.

She's not a Baptist though.

No doubt, whether I am or not is the question.

Grits is a means to provide corn in a storable way without refrigeration.  It can be superb if properly prepared.  IMHO.

Fried okra is probably my favorite veg.

Well, there is the hominy step of course, but I fergit hominy steps there are now.