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Topic: RRSO Haiku
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BrownCounty · « **Reply #14 on:** October 09, 2017, 02:24:07 PM »

Stoops jumps off schooner
Cyclone pounds wayward wagon
Longhorn herd tramples

utee94 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 09, 2017, 03:46:53 PM »

Plant flag in the field
And then lose to ISU
That there's a big oops

BrownCounty · « **Reply #16 on:** October 09, 2017, 03:56:51 PM »

Oh, ECFG
Pray tell what your pleasure be
Baker, if you please

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #17 on:** October 09, 2017, 08:05:59 PM »

Fat dumb and happy
Texas cattle drive northward
Heading to slaughter

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #18 on:** October 09, 2017, 08:34:02 PM »

Twice this century
OU lost before Texas
You know what came next

utee94 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 09, 2017, 11:15:50 PM »

Gardere owns OU
Four and 0. Now Sam will too.
Poor okie meth heads

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #20 on:** October 09, 2017, 11:42:22 PM »

Puh-lease Make it stop!!
But they couldn’t as Stoops’ era
Kicked Texas like pups

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #21 on:** October 09, 2017, 11:48:56 PM »

OU has won TEN
While Texas managed ... just ... three
Big twelve champions

CharleyHorse46 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 10, 2017, 10:29:30 AM »

Remember Mike Stoops?
He used to be effective.
Pre 9/11

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #23 on:** October 10, 2017, 11:25:16 AM »

A tasty mascot
It’s the one thing that Sooners
Love about Texas

CharleyHorse46 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 10, 2017, 01:10:42 PM »

Girls with bad judgement
It's the one thing Texans love
'bout Oklahoma

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #25 on:** October 10, 2017, 04:47:27 PM »

Oh another thang
We like Texas blue chippers
Who win in Crimson

utee94 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 10, 2017, 06:54:26 PM »

Texas boy Baker
Lost to ISU, big lulz
Horns beat them, you know?

CousinFreddie · « **Reply #27 on:** October 10, 2017, 08:28:24 PM »

Praying to FGs
Assuming transitives work
Tsk tsk Texas fans!

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