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The Power Five => Big XII => Topic started by: CharleyHorse46 on October 09, 2017, 07:40:07 AM

Title: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 09, 2017, 07:40:07 AM
Pooor Baker Mayfield
So cocky and filled with froth
ECFG bait
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Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 09, 2017, 07:42:08 AM
Stolen red lands
American tragedy
Wind comes whipping through
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Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 09, 2017, 07:44:31 AM
Will Rogers was one
And Coach Darrell Royal makes two
Sometimes Fred is good
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Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 09, 2017, 07:46:39 AM
Sad ponies can't run
No shotguns heard anywhere
Malik nods and grins
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Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 09, 2017, 07:48:38 AM
Lincoln weeps all night
Tom Herman can't stop grinning
Strange fate this football
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Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 09, 2017, 07:52:51 AM
Take Iowa State
What's the transitive outcome?
Boomer Sooner?  Not.
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CousinFreddie on October 09, 2017, 09:18:45 AM
What was Texas Strong?
Three seasons define it well
‘Twas seven loss hell
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 09, 2017, 09:29:48 AM
Coach Peewee alone
Watching his Texas game tape
Creating “stardust”
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Post by: BrownCounty on October 09, 2017, 10:23:29 AM
Brown County picks Horns
Malik has Baker sammich
Hot Rod Lincoln fail
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Post by: MikeDeTiger on October 09, 2017, 11:08:34 AM
Take Iowa State
What's the transitive outcome?
Boomer Sooner?  Not.
This one made me laugh
It makes up for the others
Some have bad meter
 
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: MikeDeTiger on October 09, 2017, 11:10:45 AM
Two new head coaches
Both want to start series right
Riley kicks puppies  
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Post by: MikeDeTiger on October 09, 2017, 11:13:55 AM
Red River Shootout
I'll be watching that instead
My team sucks, will lose
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Post by: utee94 on October 09, 2017, 01:35:26 PM
Toothless hordes descend
Driving their homes down 3-5
Poor Sooners drive back

Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CousinFreddie on October 09, 2017, 02:18:07 PM
On Red River Day
OU often scores more points
Than Texans can count
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Post by: BrownCounty on October 09, 2017, 02:24:07 PM
Stoops jumps off schooner
Cyclone pounds wayward wagon
Longhorn herd tramples
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Post by: utee94 on October 09, 2017, 03:46:53 PM
Plant flag in the field
And then lose to ISU 
That there's a big oops
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: BrownCounty on October 09, 2017, 03:56:51 PM
Oh, ECFG
Pray tell what your pleasure be
Baker, if you please
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 09, 2017, 08:05:59 PM
Fat dumb and happy
Texas cattle drive northward
Heading to slaughter
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 09, 2017, 08:34:02 PM
Twice this century
OU lost before Texas
You know what came next
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Post by: utee94 on October 09, 2017, 11:15:50 PM
Gardere owns OU
Four and 0.  Now Sam will too.
Poor okie meth heads
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CousinFreddie on October 09, 2017, 11:42:22 PM
Puh-lease Make it stop!! 
But they couldn’t as Stoops’ era
Kicked Texas like pups
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CousinFreddie on October 09, 2017, 11:48:56 PM
OU has won TEN
While Texas managed ... just ... three
Big twelve champions
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Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 10, 2017, 10:29:30 AM
Remember Mike Stoops?
He used to be effective.
Pre 9/11
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 10, 2017, 11:25:16 AM
A tasty mascot
It’s the one thing that Sooners
Love about Texas
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Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 10, 2017, 01:10:42 PM
Girls with bad judgement
It's the one thing Texans love
'bout Oklahoma
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 10, 2017, 04:47:27 PM
Oh another thang 
We like Texas blue chippers
Who win in Crimson
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Post by: utee94 on October 10, 2017, 06:54:26 PM
Texas boy Baker
Lost to ISU, big lulz
Horns beat them, you know?

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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 10, 2017, 08:28:24 PM
Praying to FGs
Assuming transitives work
Tsk tsk Texas fans!
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 10, 2017, 08:45:45 PM
Wow they beat IS
Such a stunning Texas win
OU shakes in fear!
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 11, 2017, 10:16:25 AM
Wow they beat IS
Such a stunning Texas win
OU shakes in fear!
I can't believe it
You diss the Cyclones?  Really?
They just beat your team
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: BrownCounty on October 11, 2017, 10:22:42 AM
Self evident truths
Death, taxes, and OU sucks
ISU beat them
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Post by: utee94 on October 11, 2017, 10:23:27 AM
Sooners are not bright
Try to run third party smack
Instead, epic fail
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Post by: MikeDeTiger on October 11, 2017, 11:31:27 AM
3rd party smack talk?
The only thing worse, I guess
3rd party fandom

:-(
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 11, 2017, 12:04:17 PM
Oh please build a wall
But put it north of Dallas
Keep out the Okies
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 11, 2017, 12:07:06 PM
Doublewide shaking
Okie cousins having fun
Making new Sooners
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Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 11, 2017, 12:11:59 PM
Baker gets bomared
Lincoln's seat starts to get hot
Gary Gibbs part two
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: utee94 on October 11, 2017, 12:44:18 PM
ou sucks ou
sucks ou sucks ou sucks
ou really sucks
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 12:52:39 PM
Ha! no, you are wrong
You failed at the transitive
And I called you out
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 12:54:31 PM
But if you insist
On third party then how ‘bout
5-1 by the Terps!
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: utee94 on October 11, 2017, 01:11:21 PM
Texas played the 'Clones
OU played the 'Clones too but
Lost.  Poor Sooners lost.

Third party not mine
But yours, sad sooner.  Your tears 
Flow again on Sat
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 11, 2017, 01:12:43 PM
Ha! Silly Sooner
Losses are about timing
Your loss was recent
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Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 11, 2017, 01:17:53 PM
After Saturday
Identical records (ha!)
Both at 4 and 2
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 01:33:57 PM
Our Cyclone records
Gives you cupcake bragging rights
Frothing on frosting!

Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 01:46:16 PM
Our big wins so far
Ohio State vs Cyclones
Our brag beats your brag
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 01:51:10 PM
You very well know
That transitive logic fails
Guess that’s all you got?
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Post by: BrownCounty on October 11, 2017, 01:51:45 PM
I pile drive macros
Malik pile drives Lil' Baker
Sam drives Riley's wife
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 02:03:56 PM
Speaking of timing
How’s that Texas passing game?
Eight TDs??  Woo hoo
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: utee94 on October 11, 2017, 02:08:26 PM
First loss in thirty
Man that must really suck bad
Bwa ha ha ha ha
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Post by: utee94 on October 11, 2017, 02:10:02 PM
Huge Sooner tears fall 
Into bad three point two beer
Sister-wife consoles
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Post by: BrownCounty on October 11, 2017, 02:10:17 PM
7 scored on Tex
38 scored on 0U
D wins RRS
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 02:14:45 PM
Texas empty brag
A win in Ames plus ... hot air
Poooooor deluded Horns
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 02:18:14 PM
Those in orange Sat
Seem like one big family
That’s because they are
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 02:35:53 PM
Company for Tex
US men’s soccer sucks too
Underperformers!
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 02:39:19 PM
Six and seven then
Five and seven twice I guess
You guys love sevens!!!
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 02:46:28 PM
Some oxymorons:
Open secret, pretty ugly,
Longhorn winning teams
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Post by: BrownCounty on October 11, 2017, 03:06:42 PM
And yet what remains
61-45-5
sweet reality
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Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 11, 2017, 03:27:51 PM
Wait.  3.2 Beer?
You are to be pitied, bruh
No wonder such jerks
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 11, 2017, 03:30:36 PM
Poor Oklahoma
College ball is all they have
And then when it sucks...
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 11, 2017, 03:31:41 PM
Ships pass in the night
Texas is on the way up
OU going down
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Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 11, 2017, 03:33:46 PM
OU's MNC
Last came with the Y2K
Were we alive then?
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 03:34:13 PM
OU owns Texas
Big Twelve both wins and titles
Sweet reality
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 11, 2017, 03:35:31 PM
If you took Texas
And removed everything good
That's Oklahoma
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 03:39:41 PM
“If you took Texas”
Heh yes let’s just stop right there
Yes please take Texas!
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 11, 2017, 03:40:00 PM
Just 40%
That poor winning percentage
Is not "owning," bro
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 03:44:33 PM
5-7 percent
In wins and 3 x titles
Big twelve ownership
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 03:46:47 PM
Pre Second World War
Texas wins is all you’ve got
Not our lifetimes, bro
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 03:49:12 PM
Your ECFGs
Wreaked hard vengeance in Oh Nine
What did Texas do????
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 08:51:44 PM
First thought, when I hear:
“Hey, no offense intended”
It’s about UT
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 08:57:45 PM
Please duly note that
The river and the series
Are Red not Orange
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Post by: utee94 on October 11, 2017, 10:25:48 PM
Sad cousin Freddie
Sounds just like stupid Aggie
Only some years count

Smart folks know better
OU has always sucked dong
Poor Sooners once more
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 11:10:32 PM
Like ugly siblings
Hating the Sooner success
UT rants and raves
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 11:13:52 PM
Meanwhile UT fades
Their ashes beseech their past
Their dust sobs their name
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 11, 2017, 11:19:32 PM
And Texans all know
The only Horn coach worth a damn
Was a durn Sooner
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: UT-Erin03 on October 12, 2017, 01:58:49 PM
Herman Beat OU
Don't Forget About Last Year
Cougars, Now Horns Next



OU Ruined Stoops
No More Coaching, Sucked Too Much
Too Bad, So Sad. Not. 

Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: UT-Erin03 on October 12, 2017, 02:10:42 PM
Company for Tex
US men’s soccer sucks too
Underperformers!

For US Soccer
Womens' Team is Where It's At
They Win More Than Men

Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CousinFreddie on October 12, 2017, 03:24:04 PM
OU beat Texas
Thanks for last year reminder
A K A Scoreboard! 
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: UT-Erin03 on October 13, 2017, 01:00:28 PM
Fair food and Wax Beers
Taste Better When Longhorns Win
Damn Straight.  Hook em, Horns

Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: TexasFan on October 14, 2017, 10:43:48 AM
 :57:   those are funny posts.  Especially the one about women from Oklahoma using bad judgment!
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Post by: CousinFreddie on October 14, 2017, 08:04:28 PM
Hard fought through and through
Boomer Sooner Hook’em Horns
Kudos to both sides!
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Post by: TexasFan on October 15, 2017, 10:31:40 AM
Texas football is not coming back anytime soon.  Not on the national scene. 
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Post by: longhorn320 on October 15, 2017, 11:44:52 AM
TF stop with the negative vibes

We have said all along that UT would win 6 or 7 games this year and they are on track to do that

we have a very good but green freshman QB

UT played its ass off yesterday and I was impressed

Quit acting like you expected more

are we better then OU - no
are we better then TCU - no
are we better then OK St - not sure we will find out next week


so pick your naive jaw up off the floor and enjoy the ride cause 

although next year I really think will be our year, this year will still be fun to watch
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: TexasFan on October 16, 2017, 10:25:00 AM
I am not naïve, I call it like it is.  320 - how many empty seats will be at DKR this weekend?  No negative vibes, its the truth and same old Texas.  
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Post by: longhorn320 on October 16, 2017, 10:35:52 AM
and you'll be the first one to jump back on the wagon when this team wins its seven games and wins the bowl game


we were never gonna be a national team this year

we are a seven win team but improving every week

and when we do reach the national scene I know you'll be right there waving your little Horn flag

ooraw
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Post by: MikeDeTiger on October 16, 2017, 10:44:02 AM
Overreact much?

Dood, they lost on a single play busted coverage.  It sucks, but it's a far cry from "not coming back any time soon."  



'Horn ball will be back
Sooner rather than later
See what I did there?  
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: BrownCounty on October 16, 2017, 10:57:28 AM
No it hasn't been pretty at times, and we still seem to find the loss even when it could have gone either way.

However, if Longhorn football is a stock, I'm buying.
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: BrownCounty on October 16, 2017, 10:58:57 AM
how many empty seats will be at DKR this weekend?
To some extent, this is a national phenomena.
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: TexasFan on October 16, 2017, 11:00:22 AM
Not to get on yalls bad side, but I have been watching the same old same old Texas football for the last five years or so?   Been following the program since 77.  We have  a below avg program.   At this stage of this year, if we win more than six games I will be surprised.  And no, winning a bowl game as you say with seven wins, I won't have a little Longhorn flag flying. 
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: longhorn320 on October 16, 2017, 11:23:06 AM
TF did you just wake up from a long sleep

How on earth can you be surprised at the results thus far

In fact the Horns are much better then many thought they would be

thank the Lord Edison didnt have you as a lab assistant 

"What?? copper didnt work???  We are dooooomed"

Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: BrownCounty on October 16, 2017, 11:45:15 AM
And no, winning a bowl game as you say with seven wins, I won't have a little Longhorn flag flying.
How bout just fly a flag anyway.  Like I do.
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: TexasFan on October 16, 2017, 12:01:06 PM
Good idea Brown.  Ill get out my USA flag and fly it. 
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CharleyHorse46 on October 16, 2017, 01:08:52 PM
I'm actually encouraged.  I've seen Texas teams over the years that would let a 20-0 deficit turn into a 63-14 resignation.  

I like that Herman's team battles to the end.

Nothing will ever be perfect and there will always be room to nitpick.  I could write a thousand posts on how I would scheme the offense in a completely different way.  But I actually enjoy college football and I love the Texas Longhorns so while I really wish they could always win, I have come to learn that playing and losing is actually the next the best thing.  I mean what kind of wuss would turn his back on his team just because they're not national championship material every year?
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: TexasFan on October 17, 2017, 09:59:21 AM
 :34:
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Post by: BrownCounty on October 17, 2017, 11:10:50 AM
Somewhere down the line the rules of this thread got blown.

5
7
5

or GTHO.
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: MikeDeTiger on October 17, 2017, 11:16:51 AM
Somewhere down the line the rules of this thread got blown.

5
7
5

or GTHO.
See the irony?
You don't follow your own rules
Your post does not fit
Title: Re: RRSO Haiku
Post by: CousinFreddie on October 17, 2017, 06:46:56 PM
Well done M D T
When I saw Brownie’s lil scold
I had the same thought