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Topic: 2023 Red River Haiku

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utee94

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2023 Red River Haiku
« on: October 02, 2023, 08:18:04 AM »
Old rivals fighting
Two titans of the B 12
Horns Victorious

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Sad sooners depart
Driving their houses northward
Mobilehoma weeps

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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2023, 08:20:33 AM »
Why named a toothbrush?
Instead of being teethbrush?
Sooner smile reveals
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2023, 08:21:44 AM »
Hopefully Thumper or C-Dubb will stop by to razz me.

And this thread is definitely not the same since Hooky passed.

But it's tradition and here we are.

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The above is not intended to be haiku
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2023, 01:13:51 PM »
Shotguns are loaded
We have circled the wagons
Bevo steps on dick
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2023, 01:17:27 PM »
Wagon would sooner tip over
Than roll the mighty Horns
Not gonna be pretty.
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2023, 01:32:01 PM »
Quote from: utee94 on October 02, 2023, 08:21:44 AM
Hopefully Thumper or C-Dubb will stop by to razz me.

And this thread is definitely not the same since Hooky passed.

But it's tradition and here we are.

^^^^^^^^^^

The above is not intended to be haiku
It is the 3rd time both teams come in 5-0. OU won in 2002, Texas won in 2008.  Bob & Mack were on the sidelines. Now it is Brent & Sark and it is the last RRS that is part of the Big 12. 
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2023, 01:42:51 PM »
We hold our Horns up

Victory over sooners

We are burnt orange proud
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2023, 05:51:28 PM »
It's that time again.

Applause for Sooner Magic!  :wee_hee:

Sad Texas Longhorns. :'(
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2023, 10:14:53 AM »
There are no emojis in haikus, Sooner.  
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2023, 12:35:31 PM »
Ewers and Worthy
Connect for seven touchdowns
Sooner defense, toast
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2023, 01:27:23 PM »
Quote from: MikeDeTiger on October 03, 2023, 10:14:53 AM
There are no emojis in haikus, Sooner. 
Won't be any 'Horns in the stands after the 3rd Q either.
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utee94

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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2023, 01:31:01 PM »
Quote from: Thumper on October 03, 2023, 01:27:23 PM
Won't be any 'Horns in the stands after the 3rd Q either.
There's some froth!  I sure wish Cousin Fred would come around to give us Horns the business, too!

There is absolutely nothing more painful, as a Longhorn fan, than losing to the Sooners and having to walk around Fair Park for the rest of the day, being mercilessly taunted by the Crimson horde.

But that's also what makes winning feel SO damn good.
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2023, 02:56:58 PM »
Closest I've ever come to something like that was at DKR when I went to the 2019 opener against La. Tech, wearing my LSU gear. 

The number of UT fans who howled that I wasn't supposed to be there til next week and strolled off laughing at themselves hardily as if they'd said something terribly clever and original....were legion. 

That's not exactly getting harassed, but it differed from them generally ignoring me when I used to go in my LSU gear.  
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2023, 03:05:43 PM »
Two blue-bloods on screen
Annual battle for pride
Crowd evenly split

Big 12 boasts matchup
They need to brag while they can
Both teams are leaving

Come to SEC
We have money and viewers
Also, inbreeding
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