My Purdue buddy who moved to NC a couple years back came to visit (his wife is from here and her family still is) for the first time since they had kids. I think the kids are 4 and 2 now. They ended up doing Disneyland.
We met them (w/o the kids) for dinner and drinks one night and my first question was "Was there crying? It's not a real Disneyland trip if a kid doesn't cry."
Well, it was indeed a real Disneyland trip.
I hate that place.