Well, looks like a Kauai helicopter tour is off the table. Turns out that every single one of the companies requires purchasing a second seat for any passenger over a certain weight (ranging from 230-250#). If I really focused on cutting weight between now and May, I could certainly sneak below 250#, but I'd probably have to stop weight training as I've actually been building muscle mass all of 2023... I know it's a safety issue, but it sucks to fail a weight restriction when I'm not even effing fat...
Trying to convince my wife to try a fixed-wing tour company. They do private tours in a Cessna (looks like a 172) and even with my giant carcass we're well within the combined weight limit, and it's actually significantly cheaper than the helo. Just need to get her to wrap her head around getting in a Cessna.