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Topic: Mr. N's whimsical postings...

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« Reply #644 on: November 16, 2022, 12:02:07 PM »
May be an image of 1 person, footwear and text that says 'Well it's officially dig through 6 inches of Carhartt to find 2 inches of pecker season made with mematic'
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« Reply #645 on: November 16, 2022, 12:34:41 PM »
self preservation
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« Reply #646 on: November 21, 2022, 01:15:08 PM »
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« Reply #647 on: November 21, 2022, 01:20:15 PM »
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« Reply #648 on: November 21, 2022, 08:03:44 PM »
Quote from: MrNubbz on November 21, 2022, 01:20:15 PM
[img width=500 height=386.992]https://i.imgur.com/2WzblP7.png[/img]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cirZ-l9cxJE
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« Reply #649 on: November 22, 2022, 05:31:14 PM »
EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ❓❓ 🤷 ‍

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Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery' ❓❓ 🤷
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Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice' ❓❓ 🤷 ‍
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ❓❓🤷 ‍ ♂️

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ❓❓ 🤷
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes ❓❓ 🤷‍ ♂ ️

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I like this one!!!

If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
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Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.. 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️




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« Reply #650 on: November 23, 2022, 08:33:28 AM »
May be an image of text that says 'MERRY CHRISTMAS IF OFFENDED CALL 8675309'
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« Reply #651 on: November 26, 2022, 06:51:07 PM »
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« Reply #652 on: November 27, 2022, 12:45:38 PM »
May be an image of 1 person, beard, cat and text
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« Reply #653 on: November 28, 2022, 06:29:45 PM »
They  have a much better  sense of humor than we  do.European  Plastic Bags  
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« Reply #654 on: November 29, 2022, 11:20:02 AM »

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« Reply #655 on: November 29, 2022, 12:04:00 PM »
Quote from: utee94 on November 29, 2022, 11:20:02 AM


You keep regifting that,I'll take some Live Oak,Tito's or at least some Shiner's Holiday Cheer,Thank You
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« Reply #656 on: November 29, 2022, 12:16:52 PM »
It's in the mail.
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« Reply #657 on: November 29, 2022, 01:28:07 PM »
Shiner's Holiday Cheer is some bad beer

imo
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