Top Ten Caddy comments
10)Golfer:"I think I'm going to drown myself in that Lake"
Caddy:"Think you can keep your head down that long?"
9)Golfer:"I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course"
Caddy:"Try heaven you've already moved most of the earth"
8)Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy:"Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now"
7)Golfer:"Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy:"Eventually"
6)Golfer:"You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!"
Caddy:"I don't think so that would be too much of a coincidence"
5)Golfer:"Please stop checking your watch all the time.It's too much of a distraction"
Caddy:"It's not a watch it's a compass."
4)Golfer:"How do you like my game?'
Caddy:"Very good sir but personally I prefer golf"
3)Golfer:"Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy:"Sir with you it's a sin on anyday"
2)Golfer:"This is the worst course I've ever played on"
Caddy:"This isn't the course,we left that an hour ago."
1)Golfer:"That can't be my ball, it's too old"
Caddy:"It's been along time since we teed off,sir."
