As I've posted many times here before, in fifth grade our DARE officer told us, in a 1993 "boys will be boys" laugh it off story, that any AA officer who picked up a football player was supposed to take them to Bo's house, and not book them.
It's clear nothing has changed in 30 years.
At least I know any fake high ground Michigan ever claimed is 100% gone. UM felony charge = let the system play out. MSU misdemeanor charge = suspended indefinitely.
At least one program has accountability. Although in fairness, maybe Mazi gave the cop a fake name, because, again, Ann Arbor police have proven that is how you get out of any trouble as a UM athlete.