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Topic: In other news (apolitical thread)...

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MikeDeTiger

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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #798 on: March 31, 2025, 03:41:02 PM »
Last spring, my wife and I stayed at a hotel adjacent to the Anaheim Convention Center. While we were there to go to Disney, the convention center/arena was hosting an "all-star" cheer super/mega national.

Competitive cheer has turned into what beauty pageants were in the 80s and 90s. Heavily oversexualized kids with a pound of makeup on their face and enough hairspray to make Dee Snyder vomit with envy, and all the parents were shitfaced drunk. It was disgusting.

I worked with a guy back in 2005 whose little elementary school girl was on a cheer squad, were evidently very good, and won some kind of national thing, 1st place.  He was super proud and showed me pictures of her and her "cheer squad." 

I didn't have the heart to tell him they looked like normal little girls except somebody painted their faces to look like cheap prostitutes.  

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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #799 on: March 31, 2025, 05:57:12 PM »
Related to the older sibling thing, I once read something that I found interesting.  Unfortunately, I can't find the source right now but from my recollection the story was that there is a pretty strong correlation between being born in September or October and being a MLB Baseball Player but, there is almost zero correlation regarding birth month for HOF MLB Players. 

The theory as to why:
The Little League cutoff date is August 31 so:
Suppose you and I grew up together and we were both good baseball players.  Now further suppose that you were born on September 1 but I was born two days earlier, on August 30.  Even though we are almost exactly the same age, at every level of Little League, you'll be the oldest guy on your team and I'll be the youngest guy on my team.  Consequently, even if we are EXACTLY equal as baseball players, you will be MUCH better relative to your team than I am relative to my team because the other guys on my team are all older than us while the other guys on your team are all younger than us. 

If we both have natural talent at the borderline MLB level (which is a VERY high level of talent), you are MUCH more likely to make the MLB than I am because you will be the best player on your team at every level.  My exact same talent, however, may well get missed because the other boys that I play with are older so my VERY high level of talent is at least partially offset by the fact that the boys I play with and against are up to a year older than us while your VERY high level of talent will be accentuated by the fact that the boys you play with and against are up to a year younger than us. 

When you move up to guys SO good that they will wind up in Cooperstown the birthdate thing doesn't matter anymore.  They'll still stand out even if they are born in late August and spend their Little League years playing against guys up to a year older. 
I wonder how much of this is not due to persistent differences that come from it, but due to people quitting sports?

I was born in late July. I was also very big for my age. I played football where they had age and weight cutoffs for the divisions. I think I started in 3rd grade and was in the class that was maximum 85 lbs and maximum 5th grade. While I was very close to the maximum weight, I was NOT anywhere near as physically developed as kids who were 5th graders but near 85 lbs--and made especially disparate being one of the youngest people in my grade. Some of those 5th graders could have had closer to three years extra physical development on me than the two that you'd expect due purely to grade difference. 

So what happened? I didn't really enjoy it much. I started martial arts in 7th grade, and played football through the end of 8th grade, but because I didn't enjoy it, I ended up quitting football and sticking with martial arts. I've always thought that maybe I just was more suited mentally to individual sports than team sports... But would that have been different if I was consistently one of the oldest people on my teams rather than consistently one of the youngest--often by several years? Maybe I would have enjoyed it more if it wasn't a Sisyphean experience. 

I've always thought if I stuck with football, I might have been good enough to get a low-level look at a scholarship somewhere. Hell, I was 6'4" and 225#, LEAN as hell, when I graduated HS. And that was without any significant weightlifting. With a strength program I could easily have been 250# and given a flyer look by a recruiter just on potential. Not OSU, or even Purdue, of course... But low FBS or high FCS? Might have had a shot. 

But I never pursued it because I didn't find enjoyment. And as I have the perspective that hindsight gives, I wonder if I didn't enjoy it because I was constantly playing against kids two years older and two developmental years stronger than me. 

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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #800 on: March 31, 2025, 06:22:28 PM »
Jesus Medina. You started late with the kids !  I think we’re the same age, my youngest is 18 and about to graduate HS, oldest is about to graduate college. And I was older than a lot of parents at my kids schools. Most of the parents of kids my age were 5-10 years younger. And heavily  tattooed. 

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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #801 on: March 31, 2025, 06:27:59 PM »
Yeah we're a solid 5-10 years older than the parents of all of my kids' friends.  We dated for about 4 years before getting married at 29, and didn't start having kids until we were 35.  

And yes, they're all far more tattooed than we are (we have none).  I did get my ear pierced in college and can still wear an earring when I want.  Occasionally I put in a big gold hoop and act like a pirate.

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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #802 on: March 31, 2025, 07:06:00 PM »
No tats for us either. It seemed to gain steam in the late 90’s. I stupidly thought it was just a fad that would fade with time but instead people are more tatted up than ever. Women with full sleeves on their arm bewilders me. 

I mean, each unto their own but it doesn’t appeal to me. 

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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #803 on: March 31, 2025, 07:21:36 PM »
I followed the general rule of my generation when it came to tattoos...

...don't ink nuthin' that won't be covered by business attire. 

I still only have two. Might get more someday. Might not. Depends whether there's something important enough to do it. 

Wife has zero. She's talked about it, but she also hates needles... So...

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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #804 on: March 31, 2025, 08:26:03 PM »
I followed the general rule of my generation when it came to tattoos...

...don't ink nuthin' that won't be covered by business attire.

I still only have two. Might get more someday. Might not. Depends whether there's something important enough to do it.

Wife has zero. She's talked about it, but she also hates needles... So...
I’m not totally opposed to a couple of easily hidden personalized ones.  I just never gave it much thought. 

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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #805 on: March 31, 2025, 09:20:05 PM »
I once scored a nice windfall after investing in the maker of PicoSure, the emerging leader in tattoo removal technology.    They were eventually bought out by hologic so I took the cash. 

I looked at everyone younger than me and thought, everyone has a tattoo and many of them will want to remove them.  

I'm not anti-tattoo but figured that was a growth industry.   

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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #806 on: March 31, 2025, 09:36:13 PM »
I have one only.   On my very lower back.  It says “Mom”.    But when I bend over it says  “WOW”






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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #807 on: March 31, 2025, 10:18:05 PM »
I have a tribal armband tattoo.  It matches my Affliction t-shirts and looks great with my skinny jeans.

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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #808 on: March 31, 2025, 10:20:56 PM »
hopefully, you NEVER have an occasion to wear  skinny jeans again
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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #809 on: March 31, 2025, 10:42:05 PM »
I have a reoccurring dream where I get a tattoo, and then instantly regret it. I'm always relieved to discover that it was all just a dream, and that I don't actually have a tattoo, once I wake up. So, I've heeded the warning and never got one. 

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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #810 on: March 31, 2025, 10:51:09 PM »
I'll probably have a nightmare about wearing skinny jeans
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Re: In other news (apolitical thread)...
« Reply #811 on: March 31, 2025, 11:04:32 PM »
Actual photo of FF's nightmare...


 

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