Saturday Part 1
2 pm, Internet Scammers Deluxe New Mexico Bowl, Central Michigan v. San Diego State, ESPN
As ELA pointed out, this was the DreamHouse Productions New Mexico Bowl, but after investigation it does not appear that this company actually exists, has any productions, and is really just some dude. Which raises the question as to whether we on this board could pool like 300 bucks together and sponsor a bowl. In any event, Jim McElwain has been a real shark this year after getting obliterated by Wisconsin, and nearly won the MAC after CMU went 1-11 last year. The game is in Albuquerque, which is an underrated spot. My dad and I went there a few years ago for the Hot Air Balloon festival, which was pretty cool. Ordering nachos at a restaurant in Albuquerque results in a pile of chips larger than a mid-sized baby. Also, about half the population are transplants who sell turquoise jewelry. In final, SDSU is 4th in scoring defense and 119th in scoring offense - expect a good snooze.
2:30, FBC Mortgage Cure Bowl, Liberty v. Georgia Southern, CBSSN
Ah, the Cure Bowl, which puts its purpose front and center, to end breast cancer. My internet googling of their finances was actually quite encouraging, as I only found one employee getting a relatively modest 75K salary while everyone else volunteered (at least in 2017). They claim all funds raised are donated to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. This year they will host Hugh Freeze and Liberty University. Hugh came to Liberty via Ole Miss, where he was fired among various NCAA issues and his repeated dialing of a female escort service. Georgia Southern runs a lot of option football, so if you are in the mood for a bit of that tune in.