The 'pick a hat from the group' and especially 'dick around and put on multiple hats' schtick = weak parents.
You tell a school you're going to sign with them, you honor your word and do it...and do it quietly. This public power trip from an 18 year old dipshit who has no actual knowledge of the world is gross. Now add in NIL money for kids who haven't played a down for a university......just another example of a broken system.