2023 Michigan Season Thread

[Honestbuckeye]

Wow Ohio state has never had a version of cheating. I’ve heard it all now.

I see what you’re saying now. Since Ohio State “ cheated at some point in the past- let’s use the only example that we know of/ because players traded bowl memorabilia for tattoos-and their coach. Definitely lied about knowing about it.- that makes it OK for Michigan to cheat, for 2 1/2 seasons by illegally, capturing the other teams, play calls and studying them.   

Thanks for clearing that up for me. 

[Honestbuckeye]

Nah thanks.

Schiano has always been as asshat doosh and Nuehisel is a weasel and a literal cumstain. Has nothing to do with this situation at all. That's just who those people are.

I am not whining about born on 3rd base. That's just what he is- a soft pussy. Which is why his teams have for the most part been soft. I'm sure he's mad as hell because his ass is literally on the line. If he loses a 3rd in a row to Michigan....those nutjobs in Columbus are going to be all over his ass. His seat is going to be scorching white hot. And if he lost a 4th in a row in 2024 by some way- he's probably fired. He's feeling scared, feeling nervous, feeling the pressure. I don't blame him. That OSU job is a pressure cooker like few others in CFB.

The funny part is, I think Coach day broke Booger boy and Michigan. Lol.  And his first match against day he got smoked, again. 

Coincidentally, after six years of stinking up the joint, and avoiding Ohio State during the Covid year with a fake excuse, booger eater’s teams are suddenly good, and it just perfectly corresponds with stealing the other teams play calls. 

Tslk about soft.  And you couldn’t find a bigger pussy in the coaching ranks, then hairball.

[SuperMario]

I see what you’re saying now. Since Ohio State “ cheated at some point in the past- let’s use the only example that we know of/ because players traded bowl memorabilia for tattoos-and their coach. Definitely lied about knowing about it.- that makes it OK for Michigan to cheat, for 2 1/2 seasons by illegally, capturing the other teams, play calls and studying them. 

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

What will your excuse be when Michigan beats osu this year? They’re cheaters? There’s 2 months to prep and make sure signs are different. You’re acting like michigsn is only good because they’re cheaters. When Michigan wins this year, the excuses will be gone for all those screaming cheaters every chance they can. 

So many people run around claiming Michigan and Michigan fans act like they are high and mighty when they’re the ones actually doing exactly that on behalf of their program. It’s like dirty politician move.. just like following it up calling other deflectors when you continue to go on and on labeling them cheaters over and over. And then wonder why you get a reaction.. why? Because hearing someone say cheater over and over based on espn sources with no real facts yet is bloody annoying. So yeah.. keep saying cheater and wonder why normally calm and rational people start to get irritated.

[Honestbuckeye]

What will your excuse be when Michigan beats osu this year? They’re cheaters? There’s 2 months to prep and make sure signs are different. You’re acting like michigsn is only good because they’re cheaters. When Michigan wins this year, the excuses will be gone for all those screaming cheaters every chance they can.

So many people run around claiming Michigan and Michigan fans act like they are high and mighty when they’re the ones actually doing exactly that on behalf of their program. It’s like dirty politician move.. just like following it up calling other deflectors when you continue to go on and on labeling them cheaters over and over. And then wonder why you get a reaction.. why? Because hearing someone say cheater over and over based on espn sources with no real facts yet is bloody annoying. So yeah.. keep saying cheater and wonder why normally calm and rational people start to get irritated.

Yeah- the UM fans that post here are calm and rational.  😂😂😂😂😂

[ELA]

https://twitter.com/aaronmurray11/status/1719486111234310353?t=2htt858UWZp1W6BvccfpLw&s=19

[MrNubbz]

Football weather Hellz yeah

[ELA]

https://twitter.com/LateKickJosh/status/1719492780165120222?t=AdpBZDyODpQTNRm4rA8M9Q&s=19

[betarhoalphadelta]

What will your excuse be when Michigan beats osu this year? They’re cheaters? There’s 2 months to prep and make sure signs are different. You’re acting like michigsn is only good because they’re cheaters. When Michigan wins this year, the excuses will be gone for all those screaming cheaters every chance they can.

Bear in mind, you're opening a door you may not want to. If OSU wins, or if PSU wins, or if Purdue or Maryland catch lightning in a bottle and score an upset, do you want all the Buckeye fans dunking on you on this one? 

Michigan is a good team. Ohio State is a good team. But CFB should show you that any team can be tripped up. Making the outcome of The Game (or any lessor opponents) a referendum on how effective Michigan's cheating was cheapens the game for all of our fan bases. 

[ELA]

And in college football momentum = recruiting.  Harbaugh was one ducked OSU game away from getting fired, and instead was recruiting and hiring as a CFO program, rather than a lame duck head coach program.  A good deal of their staff and roster are the product of the switch the magically flipped in Year 7

[MikeDeTiger]

Thankfully I spoke to my daughter today.  A UM grad and AVID Michigan football fan

Now I'm opening an investigation into your Ohio State fandom.  An OSU guy with a Michigan daughter?  That's shady as hell. 

As usual, @ELA will be representing my interests, expect a letter from him forthwith.

I'm gonna get to the bottom of all yall's shenanigans around here.  Michigan men with Ohio St. business partners....Buckeyes with Wolverine daughters....  Have some decency, all of you.  

[MikeDeTiger]

I'm just putting this out there, in case any spies anywhere are interested.

If you'll get me frequent tix at the 50 yard line close to the LSU bench, I swear I'll film every dang thing you could possibly want.  Secure me a good parking spot and I'll throw in a stolen playbook.  

Michigan spies, Bama spies, A&M, whoever....y'all hit me up.  

[ELA]

You have to work your way up to that. The one guy who talked to ESPN, said the pay wasn't enough to warrant sitting through a Penn State UMass game in the rain. And that's where you have to start. You play your cards right, They can secure you a sideline pass for a game between a MAC school and the worst team in the big 10.  Eventually, you put in the work, you got a 50 yard line seat before a Penn State Ohio State game

[Honestbuckeye]

Now I'm opening an investigation into your Ohio State fandom.  An OSU guy with a Michigan daughter?  That's shady as hell.

As usual, @ELA will be representing my interests, expect a letter from him forthwith.

I'm gonna get to the bottom of all yall's shenanigans around here.  Michigan men with Ohio St. business partners....Buckeyes with Wolverine daughters....  Have some decency, all of you. 

It is twisted.   My other daughter is an MSU grad.  😬

[MrNubbz]

Is your wife an ND alum?