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So what will the lads be quaffing?Steam Ale's,Kolsch,Pilsner,IPAs,Helles Lager,Natty Lite?

To be perfectly honest, we've got a number of Mich Ultras in the aluminum bottle in the fridge from when we had my wife's friends over for dinner last month. I might toss a few of those into a small cooler and hide it in the bag. Just to get rid of them. It might be hot out tomorrow, even in Newport Beach, so slamming IPAs might not be a good idea.

I did just get a mixed 24 case from Anchor Brewing at Costco though, and that's got their Steam and their California Lager... But they're glass bottles so I probably wouldn't want them on the course.

And... We're walking the course which makes it harder.

probably growlers and Crowlers illegally hidden in golf bags

I've brought growlers full of homebrew golfing before... But only when we have a golf cart.

This should get interesting.

When food snobs break down the Breastaurant industry.

Can't complain about most of them. It's largely "pub food" menus. The food isn't stellar, but it doesn't suck.

There's also another interesting type of "breastaurant" where it's not all about low-cut tops and showing skin. A chain in Denver called Earl's, and a chain I've been to in Canada called Moxie's, where rather than being blatant about what they're doing it's a bunch of ultra-hot waitresses in tight black dresses. It's how classy dudes be creepy. 

Really, the only one of those I ever go to is Hooter's, and it's honestly because I really like their wings.  The view doesn't hurt of course.

But one day a year or two ago, one of my vendors wanted to go to Twin Peaks.  Who am I to say no?

We'd been there a little while and there was this one server who was really, really attractive.  Early 20s like most of them, and she just kept on catching my eye, she looked very familiar.

Finally I realized I knew her from Facebook photos.  Photos posted to Facebook by her MOM, who was a Facebook friend of mine and a girl I dated in college.

Then I just felt really, really creepy.

At least since they are serving alcohol, they are of age.

A number of years back, I was officiating a high school football game with some guys I hadn't worked with before. A couple of them who may have been younger than me, though not much younger, started commenting about the sexiness of some of the cheerleaders.  I hadn't to explain to them I had a daughter those cheerleaders' age.  I didn't feel creepy, but I hope I made them feel creepy. 

At least y'all aren't quite as creepy as this guy. 



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wSRQmLVJnk&ab_channel=Joey%E2%80%99sTCaPChannel

I may have shared this at the time, but whatever...
after the 50,000-teacher march (Red for Ed) in downtown Phoenix a couple years back, and after departing ways with my crew, I was alone in downtown Phx where there's some places to eat and an underground garage.  Never been to that area, so I check it out.  There's a Tilted Kilt.  Never been, so I check IT out.  Very nice servers - I prefer t them to the Hooters girl types because it's not just about boobs - they have to be fit to wear their uniform.

Anyway, the point of the story was that the place was packed with woman teachers.  I thought that was funny. 

Some months ago, I was hungry and found myself by a Twin Peaks....never been, so yeah, I check it out.  I honestly just wanted to see what their uniforms were and how they were different.  But just my luck, they were doing some special event and all the servers were in bikinis!  I was honestly bummed out, but I made due. 

Dude, you need to step away from the internet and get out more

I think that depends on the state. I don't believe that all states in the US require servers to be 21 or over to serve alcohol.

I don't know if it's even required that they be 18 in some states.

I think he was talking about 18, not 21.  You know, for legal reasons...

In Texas you can legally serve alcohol at 18, but you obviously can't legally consume it until 21.

Also, in Texas, the legal age of consent is 17.

I cooked up some fresh corn for lunch.  Underappreciated food item methinks.

The only time I dine at a "chain" is when we're on the road and want to eat fast.

I go out of my way to avoid chains.