Man, earlier tonight I was walking down the sidewalk, looking up at the stars because they are incredible out here in the middle of the desert, and then WHAM! I swing my right leg right into a GD prickly pear cactus that was hanging out into the sidewalk. And of course I had sandals on, so I had thorns from my toe tops up to my lower shin. WOO WEE! That sucked.
File under: shit that would never happen in Ohio.