you knew it was coming..... 

but there is a catch:

IT'S FOR YOU AND IT AIN'T COSTIN' YOU ANYTHING!!!!!

(offer valid in all States and providence's; must be a known poster; void where prohibited; i'm drewactual and I approved this message)

so.... does anyone have a business or service you want to advertise? 

in all seriousness- if you do, link up with me.  we can get it set up.