A Tennessee alum and a Florida alum are each taking a dump in their own bathroom at home.
Both realize they're out of toilet paper.
No extra TP, either.
Got to get inventive.
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The UT alum sees his framed diploma on the wall and gets an idea.
He smashes the glass and pulls out the document.
He wipes his ass with it.
Flushes it. Washes his hands. Job well done.
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The UF alum looks under the sink and gets an idea.
He turns the water off and unhooks the hose.
He pulls the hose behind him on the toilet.
Turns the water on, creating a bidet.
Flushes. Hooks the hose back up. Washes. Job well done.
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The moral of the story? Who the hell hangs their diploma in the bathroom?!?
The real moral?
Going to UT yields some expensive-ass toilet paper.
Going to UF yields an educated adult.
