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One-third of the way through the regular season, I thought we could do one like the B1G board does for their conference.  Pretty shoddy effort here, I haven't watched the majority of the games, so just re-arrange/post your own, no need to quibble with this list, I know it sucks.  

• UGA--Still the bully on the block until proven otherwise.  SEC Champs 3 of the last 4 years.
• UT (Arch Manning variety)--best resume, easily.  Dinged them a little bit for the inability to whip UGA recently.
• Bama--dammit.  Just die already.
• UF--letdown, schmetdown.  UM is at least a quality team, and Gator just treated them like a season-opening warmup.  
• UT (Peyton Manning variety)--good showing against #2, came up just short at home.  
• Ole Miss--playing on the road is hard.  Ran into a buzzsaw.  Or a Baughzsaw.  Probably better than this, but this performance hurts.  
• LSU--Nice bounceback, but quality wins are a question and the injuries to crucial stars are piling up. 
• Clanga--needed a comeback against what I perceive is a below-average Mizzou squad, but undefeated.   
• UK--Win against A&M doesn't look as good now.  But good chance to move up in two weeks by knocking off the #7 Tigers.
• Mizzou--played Clanga tough, but not a lot to hang their hat on.  Win against a not-good Kansas team is their best.
• AU--tough to get a read on this team.  
• OU--can't believe I'm putting them this low.  They don't look ok, though.  
• A&M--surprisingly bad so far.  Not really one thing holding them back, they need improvement in a lot of areas.
• USC--can at least blow out cupcakes
• Vandy--life is tough, post-Diego.
• Woo pigs--pretty rough, so far.  

1.  UGA (still the standard)
2. Texas (Elite defense, Arch average)
3. Florida (taking on the personality of Sumerall.  I think they hired a good one)
4. LSU (OM blemish was destiny, I still believe)
5. Ole Miss (As Golding gets entrenched, I think they fall off considerably....lucky he has Chambliss)
6. Bama (Winning, but something still doesn't feel right.  Fear factor -- gonzo)
7. Miss St. (what TN was in 2021/2022 -- same coaching tree -- the right QB is essential and they have it)
8. Tennessee (defense looks much improved, Frosh QB, ultra conservative coaching limiting the team)
9. Mizzou (always scrappy, even when I feel like they should get run over)
10. Kentucky (Stein looks to have instilled confidence in the Cats.  Pulled some key portal players)
11. TAM (Reed, always inflated, never that good.  Elko overrated?)
12. Oklahoma (Venables has set the offense back 50 years.  Mateer the biggest fraud in recent memory)
13. Auburn (nothing to get exited about here.  Just blah)
14. S. Carolina (nice knowing you Beamer, you little twerp.  Good riddance.  Totally blown the Sellers years)
15. Vandy (it's Vandy.  Lea a good coach, nothing to work with.  F'em)
16. Arkansas (pathetic.  Terrible team, terrible coaching hire, terrible administration = terrible in perpetuity)

Forget the Power Rankings, how 'bout the Pisser Rankings?  Texas is clearly #1 on that list.

Dunno, last week Tom Brady said Dak Prescott "fired an absolute piss-missile," so the Cowboys might be #1.  

Or I guess we're just talking SEC here?

Dammit

Agreed.

Dammit

Well, we're about due, aren't we?  We couldn't be hiring Gerry DiNardos and David Shulas forever, lol.  

I raise you one Charlie Strong and Tom Herman.

Actually Tom Herman wasn't a terrible football coach, he was just a terrible human being.

I'll raise all of you and toss in---  a 1 year Kiffin, Derek Dooley, Butch Jones, Jeremy Pruitt.

Dudes.

If we're talking terrible coaches and terrible human beings, I give you Ed Orgeron.

This isn't close.