Sorry, you're in the SEC now, only Alabama is allowed to have servants, and they all work in the Birmingham front office. The only way to shorten the hazing period is to prove your SECness by beating a Big Ten team, so be sure to take care of Michigan in the opener. If not, at minimum, the hazing period extends an undefined amount of time, at maximum, we kick Texas back out of the SEC.
Alabama and Auburn are already on notice.