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MikeDeTiger

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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2024, 01:45:28 PM »
Sorry, you're in the SEC now, only Alabama is allowed to have servants, and they all work in the Birmingham front office.  The only way to shorten the hazing period is to prove your SECness by beating a Big Ten team, so be sure to take care of Michigan in the opener.  If not, at minimum, the hazing period extends an undefined amount of time, at maximum, we kick Texas back out of the SEC. 

Alabama and Auburn are already on notice.  
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MikeDeTiger

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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2024, 07:07:17 PM »
We got Texas DL coach Bo Davis after all. 

Welp, he's got his work cut out for him.  Smith has followed Wingo into the draft, both of which I think is a mistake.  They should've been rather good--and were, in previous years and one at a different school--but they were a train wreck this year.  And that's after Smith was injured on the first play of the season last year.  He's really only got a promising freshman season that's worth showing film on. 

Point being, it's thin on that interior DL and there are no T'Vondre Sweats or Byron Murphy's in the room.  Davis has a long term project on his hands, I'm afraid.  
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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2024, 10:49:53 AM »
Quote from: MikeDeTiger on January 10, 2024, 01:45:28 PM
Sorry, you're in the SEC now, only Alabama is allowed to have servants, and they all work in the Birmingham front office.  The only way to shorten the hazing period is to prove your SECness by beating a Big Ten team, so be sure to take care of Michigan in the opener.  If not, at minimum, the hazing period extends an undefined amount of time, at maximum, we kick Texas back out of the SEC. 

Alabama and Auburn are already on notice. 

Alabama's about to be missing a heck of a lot more than the servants we just hired away from them.
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MikeDeTiger

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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2024, 11:13:00 AM »
Quote from: utee94 on January 11, 2024, 10:49:53 AM
Alabama's about to be missing a heck of a lot more than the servants we just hired away from them.

Proves my point.  Look at what happens when you don't beat a B1G team.  

So....beat Michigan next season, or something similar could befall your team.  
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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2024, 11:14:19 AM »
p.s.,

Auburn lost to Maryland as well, so you might be asking what their punishment is.  The answer is, they're Auburn, and that's generally deemed punishment enough.  
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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2024, 11:52:37 AM »
Horns currently have scoreboard over  both Michigan and Ohio State and are 3-1 all time against those two opponents.

Do not ask about the record vs. Maryland, thanks in advance.
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MikeDeTiger

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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2024, 01:57:02 PM »
...or Vanderbilt. 

Oh, you thought it was gonna be all cordial and nice over here once you became conference rivals? 

I know all your weaknesses.  
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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2024, 02:47:25 PM »
I thought were were just talking about the B1G.

But if we're gonna talk SEC, well then:


Alabama: 8-2-1
Arkansas: 56-23-0
Auburn: 5-3
Florida: 2-0-1
Georgia: 4-1
Kentucky: 1-0
LSU: 9-8-1
Ole Miss: 6-2
MSU: 2-2
Missouri: 18-6
Oklahoma: 63-50-5
Texas A&M: 76-37-5
Tennessee: 2-1






South Carolina: 0-1
Vanderbilt: 3-8-1

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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2024, 08:46:00 AM »
Heh. 
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MikeDeTiger

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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2024, 10:10:11 AM »
So, we're just one game away from tying you up, like Clanga, and two games away from owning yer arse.  Easy peezy. 

The rest of these chumps have some work to do.  
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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2024, 12:41:59 PM »
Quote from: MikeDeTiger on January 12, 2024, 10:10:11 AM
So, we're just one game away from tying you up, like Clanga, and two games away from owning yer arse.  Easy peezy. 

The rest of these chumps have some work to do. 

Not me, pal.  I'm in the same boat as you.
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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2024, 02:36:14 PM »
Definitely looking forward to some games against LSU and Tennessee.  Overall I don't love the direction college football is heading, but at least there's going to be some fun games in the near future.

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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2024, 04:06:46 PM »
Quote from: utee94 on January 12, 2024, 02:36:14 PM
Definitely looking forward to some games against LSU and Tennessee.  Overall I don't love the direction college football is heading, but at least there's going to be some fun games in the near future.



TN and Texas are tied at the hip, and have always been.

Us TN guys have wanted a "rivalry" with Texas for as long as I've been born.

Who is the real UT ?  Better orange -- baby shit burnt orange, or beautiful Tennessee Orange?

It just makes sense.  I look forward to the matchup.

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Re: 2024 SEC Preseason
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2024, 04:17:31 PM »
Beautiful classic Fall burnt orange, or traffic cone creamsicle orange?  Easy call.

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