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So I look outside my front door yesterday and there is a dead cat about 4 feet from the door in the flower bed

I really didnt want to miss with it so I went about finding someone to take it away

Plan A:  I called Harris Cty animal control and got absolutely no where
All I got were recordings and no actual person.  It was like calling the IRS

Plan B:  I looked up some services on google but they wanted 2 to 3 hundred
dollars to come get the cat.  No dead cat in the world is worth $300

Plan C: I called my yard guy and he said he'd make it disappear for $50
Problem solved

The joys of home ownership never disappoints

I'd have done it for $40 if I was in the neighborhood

or 8 subway sammiches

My neighbors son was Plan D

he'd have prolly done it for 20 bucks

yep but what exactly would he have done with it

I'd have called a local Chinese restaurant.

they prefer live cats, of course

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good one CW