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Topic: 2023 Red River Haiku

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utee94

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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2023, 03:11:19 PM »
Quote from: MikeDeTiger on October 03, 2023, 03:05:43 PM
Two blue-bloods on screen
Annual battle for pride
Crowd evenly split

Big 12 boasts matchup
They need to brag while they can
Both teams are leaving

Come to SEC
We have money and viewers
Also, inbreeding

Also, inbreeding

Oklahoma fits right in

Sister/wife is nice
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2023, 03:12:03 PM »
Quote from: MikeDeTiger on October 03, 2023, 02:56:58 PM
Closest I've ever come to something like that was at DKR when I went to the 2019 opener against La. Tech, wearing my LSU gear. 

The number of UT fans who howled that I wasn't supposed to be there til next week and strolled off laughing at themselves hardily as if they'd said something terribly clever and original....were legion. 

That's not exactly getting harassed, but it differed from them generally ignoring me when I used to go in my LSU gear. 
I have absolutely no idea what this means, but I'm okay with that.
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2023, 03:55:05 PM »
Tumbling sideways
Just like the team with Texas
Schooner crash and burn


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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2023, 04:00:03 PM »
Filthy and smelly
Manure all over the place
Longhorn cheerleaders
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2023, 04:09:07 PM »
Oh they're filthy.

But it ain't from manure.


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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2023, 10:26:56 AM »
Quote from: utee94 on October 03, 2023, 03:11:19 PM
Also, inbreeding

Oklahoma fits right in

Sister/wife is nice

Married a Longhorn
They had pick of the litter
She is rather cute


Although we're best friends
Thankfully not related
As far as we know
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2023, 10:47:10 AM »
Uhhhhh

I appreciate that you are following the structure, but I'm not sure you're getting the intent...

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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2023, 11:32:56 AM »
OU sux, OU
sux OU sux OU sux
OU sux sux sux


That better?
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2023, 11:51:46 AM »
word up
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2023, 12:02:15 PM »
We take Texas' pride
We also take their manhood
Petty larceny
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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2023, 03:03:23 PM »
Oklahoma sucks
Thus has it been for all time
And for all time hence


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Re: 2023 Red River Haiku
« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2023, 03:04:43 PM »
October seven
All gas no brakes on big stage
Celebrates roadkill


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