Also, welcome to our humble little conference.
Amenities include: CBS stumping for you, immediate access to annoying chants, preferential poll and voter consideration, and never having to admit defeat (from now on, like my wife with a "headache," you weren't up for it).
Should you need anything, our offices are located in Birmingham. Pay no attention to the staff of Bama grads that work there, they're totally impartial and will diligently consider any requests or concerns youlolz nm I can't say it with a straight face.
Drop off your annual tribute and pound of flesh to their front door and hope they don't come up with reasons to do more bridge schedules where Bama's main competition mysteriously finds itself with UGA and the like while Bama bravely faces down Vanderbilt. Keep your head down and the refs may even go light on you as far as "missing" the trillion holds the Tide OL commits unflagged each game.
