Allergic to country music? Come on man, you're from Texas. And otherwise, you have such broad musical taste.
Surely there's SOME kind of country music you like?
Alt-country like Old 97s or Wilco or Son Volt?
Rockabilly like Two Tons of Steel?
80s/90s country like Garth Brooks, Randy Travis, George Strait, Clint Black?
Classic country like Willie and Waylon, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash?
Vintage country like George Jones, Buck Owens?
I'll omit modern Bro Country, because if you DO like that, I don't wanna know.