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Topic: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest

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FearlessF

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #294 on: December 04, 2018, 02:29:37 PM »
Peter Marshall: According to the IRS, out of every 10 Americans audited, how many end up paying more taxes?
Paul Lynde: 11.
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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #295 on: December 04, 2018, 02:33:51 PM »
Sounds like my kind of guy.  So I'll take Slick's comment as a compliment. :)
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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #296 on: December 04, 2018, 02:44:06 PM »
Slick will appreciate this one:

Peter Marshall: Who are more likely to be romantically responsive. Women under thirty or women over thirty?
Paul Lynde: I don’t have a third choice…?
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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #297 on: December 04, 2018, 03:12:19 PM »
Quote from: utee94 on December 04, 2018, 02:33:51 PM
Sounds like my kind of guy.  So I'll take Slick's comment as a compliment. :)
But of course.   A compliment of the highest order.
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CousinFreddie

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #298 on: December 04, 2018, 04:17:33 PM »
Heh ;-)
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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #299 on: December 04, 2018, 05:02:49 PM »
Quote from: Gigem on December 04, 2018, 11:43:48 AM

Actually I think that’s the guy with the crazy hair, crazy eyes, and crazy mustache.
But I could be wrong.

Gene Shalit?
Avery Schreiber?
Charlie Weaver?
John Astin?
Cesar Romero?
Gabe Kaplan?
Jack Albertson?
Victor Buono?
Arte Johnson?
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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #300 on: December 04, 2018, 05:37:02 PM »
Quote from: CharleyHorse46 on December 03, 2018, 09:02:07 AM
I have a question for you.

Would you like to stop now or continue through the bowl season?
I'd be happy to make some more half-ass guesses for the bowl games, if you are up for cooking up the questions. 
Will also gladly submit funny jokes, videos, or personal stories, if it means I can beat that darn Sooner in this game...   ;)
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CousinFreddie

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #301 on: December 04, 2018, 07:23:26 PM »
 :19:
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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #302 on: December 04, 2018, 09:26:36 PM »
Quote from: CharleyHorse46 on December 04, 2018, 05:02:49 PM
Gene Shalit?
Avery Schreiber?
Charlie Weaver?
John Astin?
Cesar Romero?
Gabe Kaplan?
Jack Albertson?
Victor Buono?
Arte Johnson?
Cesar Romero  

He was the joker from the old Batman series that we watched (as reruns) when we were kids.  Seems like he was a regular on the old Hollywood Squares as well or maybe some other gameshow of the time.  Of course, it was re-runs too then.  
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CousinFreddie

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #303 on: December 04, 2018, 10:10:50 PM »
Hollywood squares ... I almost never watched that nonsense.  There were so many more intellectually stimulating shows on like the Adams Fanily, Hogan’s Hero’s, Green Acres, Mr Ed, Beverly Hillbillies and of course Gilligan
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CharleyHorse46

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #304 on: December 05, 2018, 10:01:46 AM »
Quote from: CousinFreddie on December 04, 2018, 10:10:50 PM
There were so many more intellectually stimulating shows on like the Adams Fanily, Hogan’s Hero’s, Green Acres, Mr Ed, Beverly Hillbillies and of course Gilligan
I see what you did there.
Even as a child, I liked shows with pretty female leads.  My crushes were young Mary Tyler Moore as Laura Petrie in "The Dick Van Dyke Show," Linda Evans as Audra Barkley in "The Big Valley," Barbara Eden as Jeannie in "I Dream of Jeannie," Peggy Lipton as Julie Barnes in "The Mod Squad," and of course Theresa Graves as the titular character in "Get Christie Love!"  And I can't forget Angie Dickinson as Sgt Pepper Anderson in "Police Woman."

You're under arrest,... sugar.

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CousinFreddie

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #305 on: December 05, 2018, 12:36:40 PM »
Yum.  
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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #306 on: December 06, 2018, 07:25:54 PM »
The 1st Half Assed Resident Genius Bowl Question involves a simple yes or no but it is fraught with intrigue that could mess you up.  Here’s the qustion:

On December 15th Utah State faces North Texas in the New Mexico Bowl.  Will Seth Littrell coach UNT?

You have until the bowl to state your opinion.  But if you state your opinion AFTER any news breaks that he will or will not, I will add 10 points to your overall score.
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CousinFreddie

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #307 on: December 07, 2018, 08:36:16 AM »
Huh, did not realize he was a Muskogee boy.  Guess that’s in part due to not having lived there for 40 years, and when my grandmother passed in ‘93, I stopped getting the updates she used to send in her monthly or so letters to me.

Anyway, my answer is YES
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