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Congratulations, Gigem.  You're this week's Half Assed Genius.

1	Gigem	guessed	45		missed it by	2
2	UT-Erin03	guessed	44		missed it by	3
3	utee94	guessed	42		missed it by	5
4	CousinFreddie	guessed	38		missed it by	9
5	BrownCounty	guessed	31		missed it by	16
6	Fearless F	guessed	28		missed it by	19

This week's question

TCU at Baylor...

The 114th game in "the Revivalry" between the Church of Christ folks and the Baptists.

Who's going to win and by how much?  Or to put it more succinctly, winner and MOV.  Two pieces of data.  I need both.  If you get the first one wrong, the second one won't matter.  Answers should look something like this:

TCU 4
or
Baylor 10

I don't want any questions or conversation or changed answers.

If, however, you tell a church joke that makes me laugh, I will knock 4 points off your season score.  Church jokes are jokes like this...

How long did Caine hate his brother?  As long as he was Able.

But that one didn't make me laugh because I had heard it before.

Do your research and answer carefully.  You only get one stab at the joke.  Try telling me a second joke and I'm adding five points to your season score.

Baylor 3

Baylor by 10


A man walks into work with two black eyes.
His boss asks what happened.
The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."
"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asks.
"Well," the man says, "I figured she preferred it in the crack, so I pushed it back in."

Fred’s cat joke made me smile.  It was short, goofy, somewhat unexpected and a punny Dad joke groaner.

Erin’s crack joke didn’t do anything for me except to say “wait, what?”, read it again and go, “oh okay.”

Still appreciate the effort so both jokesters will lose 4 points off their season’s score.

Baylor by 20.