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Topic: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest

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CousinFreddie

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #224 on: November 18, 2018, 12:46:24 AM »
Don’t feel bad.  Not a single one of us half assed pickers got this one right.  It was a full assed miss.

CharleyHorse46

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #225 on: November 19, 2018, 04:54:26 PM »
You guys kind of suck.  Nobody won.  Those who played all got 1 point for playing.  Those who didn't got 3.  Fred and Erin got 4 off.  The new cumulative rankings are as follows:

1UT-Erin0332
2CousinFreddie34
3BrownCounty36
4utee9444
5Gigem51
6Fearless F62
7bamajoe 63
8longhorn32067
9tMrqHusker 77
9tShiner77
11tEastAthens81
11tThumper81
13rook11983

BrownCounty

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #226 on: November 19, 2018, 04:57:53 PM »

Tell a joke.  Win the contest.

CharleyHorse46

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #227 on: November 19, 2018, 04:59:52 PM »
This week Oklahoma goes to West Virginia on Friday evening to play the Mountaineers.

Collectively, how many possessions will Oklahoma and West Virginia have and how many of those will they score touchdowns on?

Answers should look something like this example:

24 of 28

If you'd like to knock 5 points off your cumulative season score, post a cat video that will make me laugh or at least smile.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2018, 05:02:02 PM by CharleyHorse46 »

CharleyHorse46

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #228 on: November 19, 2018, 05:00:30 PM »
Tell a joke.  Win the contest.
How hard is it to look up a joke and paste it here?
You weren't even trying.

utee94

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #229 on: November 19, 2018, 05:03:19 PM »
I didn't even half-ass it last week.  My apologies.  I'll try to put in 3/4 effort this week to balance it out.

CharleyHorse46

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #230 on: November 19, 2018, 05:09:46 PM »
Thank you.  

Cats are cool.

BTW, I've already seen the one where the cat stands up to poo and gets a big smile on his face at the end so that one might not make me laugh again.

Or then again it might.  I could watch it a million times.

BrownCounty

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #231 on: November 20, 2018, 01:44:15 PM »
How hard is it to look up a joke and paste it here?
You weren't even trying.
Would you just let me whine?

CousinFreddie

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #232 on: November 20, 2018, 02:01:38 PM »
14 of 23

BrownCounty

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #233 on: November 20, 2018, 03:00:08 PM »
12 of 20.

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #234 on: November 20, 2018, 03:42:18 PM »
This week Oklahoma goes to West Virginia on Friday evening to play the Mountaineers.

Collectively, how many possessions will Oklahoma and West Virginia have and how many of those will they score touchdowns on?

Answers should look something like this example:

24 of 28

If you'd like to knock 5 points off your cumulative season score, post a cat video that will make me laugh or at least smile.
10 of 30
and I have to issue a language warning with this one, but one of my favorites...    


https://youtu.be/T6W74NOqG_E

hopefully this goes over better than my church joke did. 



CharleyHorse46

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #235 on: November 20, 2018, 03:54:37 PM »
Best line: "Looks like grandma!"

I love that video.  Thank you!

For the rest of you, see how Erin puts in the extra work?  That's what I'm talking about.  

utee94

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #236 on: November 20, 2018, 05:32:12 PM »
Extra work and half-assed seem to be contradictory phrases.

CharleyHorse46

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Re: Half-Assed Resident Genius Contest
« Reply #237 on: November 20, 2018, 06:54:45 PM »
Life will be full of many contradictions, Junior.

 

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