If only that were true. On the evening of the 4th of July, whilst my family and I were sitting in our frontyard watching the city fireworks (which are conveniently launched from a city park less than a mile away), a drunken old driving a golf cart got it up in two wheels, popped the curb into my yard, and crashed into my tree about 15 feet from where my kids were sitting. I nearly killed that guy I was so angry.
First World Problems, I know...