Sex and the Senior Male
The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.
Statistics just released from the United Nations Board of Health revealed that:
North American men between 60 and 80 years of age will--on average--have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year.
This has come as very upsetting news to most of my buddies at the Golf Club,as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese