My older brother loved the KFC lunch buffet. We all know people who can just crush food. When he was of driving age, and we weren't, and if he was driving us around, and we ended up at KFC it was going to be awhile.
(After a round of several pieces of chicken) 'Sorry, we're out of extra crispy, it won't be ready for 20 minutes.'
(pause)......'I'll wait.' Sits quietly surrounded by crumpled napkins, spilled cole slaw and crumbs of biscuits. I think about that whenever I have fried chicken.